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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Ok you fuckers, let's try this again.

Started by LMNO, July 08, 2009, 12:40:06 PM

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LMNO

July 08, 2009, 12:40:06 PM
August 28.  Friday.  Frost Heaves plays the Cantab again, by popular request.


Don't be a spag; come to the show.

AFK

#1
July 08, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
Sorry, I'm washing the cats on that day. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#2
July 08, 2009, 01:52:32 PM
Wait... since you'll be cleaning your pussy, that means I can call you a douchebag, right?

AFK

#3
July 08, 2009, 01:59:25 PM
Sure, why not.  Now, if you guys could get together an impromptu jam session somewhere near Fenway on Saturday, I'm there!!!

But seriously, my brother-in-law is in town that weekend and apparently we are going to go camping, 30 miles from our house.  Trust me, I'd rather be at our show, but apparently I have to be cordial and stuff. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#4
July 08, 2009, 02:34:57 PM
damn ocean is still in the way.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#5
July 08, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
Drain The Atlantic!!!

That'd still be a long walk, and you'd probably need some mountain climbing gear. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#6
July 08, 2009, 09:01:56 PM
but the view would be awesome!

the stench, however ...
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rumckle

#7
July 11, 2009, 08:59:22 AM
August 28?

Hmm, I think I'll be in the US by then, I wonder if I know anybody who lives around there?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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