More OK Cupid fun

[Cain]

Yet more evidence most OKCupid users are idiots, then.

As if pairing me with a Labour activist and someone with "Twilight" in their handle was not enough...

[Freeky]

Hah!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I LIKE QUESTIONS ABOUT DINOSAURS!

[Cain]

Fred, you believe in dinosaurs? 

[Psychonomaly]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fnordian_slip

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We need to form some kind of OKCupid Discordian cabal.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

um i just got this email from okcupid

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not

IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW  

[Don Coyote]

um i just got this email from okcupid

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not

IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW  

That means I am ugly.

[Freeky]

Fuck OK Cupid. In the ass. With something big, pointy, and sharp.

Like a Kiwano.

[Cain]

Having completed my survey, I have discovered everyone within 50 miles who I have a high compatability with (rated as over 75%, with 500 questions answered on my part) is:

Either ugly, or uninteresting, or seeing someone or a combination of two of these things

And,

An English major or ardent Labour supporter or both.

[Richter]

I shudder to think what horrors the Providence area would hold.  Oh damnit, this may be a science project.

[Don Coyote]

Having completed my survey, I have discovered everyone within 50 miles who I have a high compatability with (rated as over 75%, with 500 questions answered on my part) is:

Either ugly, or uninteresting, or seeing someone or a combination of two of these things

And,

An English major or ardent Labour supporter or both.

all my matches are either overweight with a level eduction on par with mine, OR beautiful, working on a masters or phd and slightly to significantly more successful than me. guess which ones are more interesting and actually respond.

[Don Coyote]

This smells like troll. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/iam_girl_taco

[Pæs]

um i just got this email from okcupid

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not

IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW  

I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

@Freeky, the new avatar is just too much   but the Kiwano...is it a kiwi/orange/tomato??