Helpful advice: When building a napalm projector, do NEVER

[Bella]

Get a grip, Fluffy.

You gotta learn to hold yer liquor if you wanna hang out at the white house.

[fluffy]

I'm jusht a cute little cuddlyy foresht cremadure, ah, creatature, er, bunny. He drinksh water and nectur and organic fruuuuit juuuuice. But gniimbelnutz is in the belly of the anti-gnomesh and hish wine cellar ish unlocked and im quite shure that he wouldn;t minnn that i had a wee little nip.

[Verthaine]

I'm still waiting for Verthaine to show up and answer the post above this one.  

::Taps her foot impatiently as she waits to see if she gets to add Verthaine to her zombie horde::

Sorry for the delay. I had to check some things with the legal department of the Church of Eris.
Since I WAS NEVER NOTIFIED IN QUINTIPLICATE of any changes of my contract with the COE, any zombification is null and void.Since the one truecommandment that Eris gave us(WE ARE ALL FREE) is the one that truly applies, becoming a zombie and being one of Ssbela's zombie horde(mind you,I wouldn't mind being under Sssbela,just not that way) it would violate my convenent with the Goddess,putting me in a state of sin. As a free being,I cannot be forced into something I do not want to be. I have nothing against zombies,just don't want to be one(I hope you understand Bels).Now what happens to this shell I inhabit means nothing to me when I exchange it for my true form( feline humaniod,dark brorn fur,golden eyes)when my term here is up,is none of my concern. If you wish to re-animate it,I couldn't care less.The true essense of me can never be controlled,altered ,fold,spindle,or mutilated.
I am of Eris,not her property. She has no legal right to decide anything for me.Nor would she.Goddess experiences all that her children do,not like Yahweh,who tries to rule everything his children do.Burt even Yahweh is but an experience of Eris(Chaos be her name).
I loves ya Bels,but I can never be ruled by anyone. Nor will I rule anyone.
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[Bella]

I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.

That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.

I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.

[Misssing Appendix]

I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.

That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.

I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.

It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.

[Bella]

I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.

That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.

I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.

It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.

It's odd that you harbor so much suspicion about me.
Verthaine trusts me, so why can't you?

Especially since my pirate finally brought you an appendix.
Makes me cranky.

[Appendix Found]

I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.

That's about what I expected, Verthaine. (see above post).
It's just that I kinda got caught up in the excitement and got carried away, as usual.

I understand, and an ally is always at least as much fun.

It's odd. She seems true in her intent, yet I grow suspicious reading these very words.

It's odd that you harbor so much suspicion about me.
Verthaine trusts me, so why can't you?

Especially since my pirate finally brought you an appendix.
Makes me cranky.

Why would you say that? I totally trust you. I've seen your website.

[Bella]

Why would you say that? I totally trust you. I've seen your website.

Wait......you didn't trust me until you saw my website?
But now that you've seen it, you suddenly trust me?!?!?

Cool


Uhhuh, right......sure you do.

[Verthaine]

I strongly suspect, however that Verthaine won't be joining my horde, except as an ally and advisor.
Which also works for me.

I am also open to the  position of "Official Snuggle-kitty to tthe High Papessa".

[Bella]

See, I knew having an ally would be even more fun than having another zombie to boss around.  

I like kitties.

[Malaria test subject #777]

No, you don't.
You like mosquitos!

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

No, she likes kitties!
But most of all she likes to come and visit Zorga.
We are going to be very very naughty and drink many many
toddies and margaritas.

[Bella]

That we are.
And we're going to sit on lawn chairs in your swimming pool,
and golf and drive your husband crazy. Fun.

[bob-o]

1)why were you building a napam projector?
2)where can you shoot a napalm projector??
3)where are some plans?(not that i want to make one, i'm curious what it's like)

~bob-o

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Good times, good times.