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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 28, 2009, 05:00:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 28, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#1
July 28, 2009, 05:05:58 PM
:lulz:  Yoinked and shared.

Cain

#3
July 28, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Have we sainted Shatner yet?

And can we do it again?

Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM

Bu🤠ns

#4
July 28, 2009, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Have we sainted Shatner yet?

And can we do it again?

Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM

that would totally work...he needs a new angle...hell, he's BEGGING for a new angle.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#5
July 28, 2009, 05:20:12 PM
Bill Shatner, Discordian Non-Prophet
Bill Shatner, Fifth Outer Head of the Illuminatus
Bill Shatner, picked for First Contact
Bill Shatner, Accused of Being the AntiChrist


Hrmmm, there have to be more angles!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
July 28, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
Oh my god.

I'm so sharing this with my undeserving friends.

AFK

#7
July 28, 2009, 05:36:26 PM
pure win, pure win 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#8
July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Iason Ouabache

#9
July 28, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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LMNO

#10
July 28, 2009, 07:30:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 28, 2009, 05:07:19 PM
Have we sainted Shatner yet?

And can we do it again?

Oh god, we need to do a ShatnerGASM


Of course, I read this as "ShartnerGASM."

Triple Zero

#11
July 28, 2009, 07:54:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng

Ahh thanks :) If I'm not mistaken, it's the bit that starts at 1:30 in.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Thurnez Isa

#12
July 28, 2009, 08:14:39 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 28, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 28, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
this is verbatim? anybody got a link to the original by Sarah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0b2NM2MYng

wow.... that was whole lot words put together.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Kai

#13
July 28, 2009, 11:03:35 PM
taken down already.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
July 29, 2009, 08:15:52 AM
Here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/28/william-shatner-makes-pal_n_246034.html

William Shatner is my hero, if I have not mentioned this before.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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