PBR gets the job done, but...

[Triple Zero]

Fuck, the "I'm so impressed with myself because I'm old enough to buy beer" threads are among the most useless and inane ones on the board, and that's saying a lot considering we have threads that were started just to be useless and inane. I mean, there's already a whole thread dedicated to people talking abut what they're drinking; does each individual who reaches legal age need to start their own to make a list of what beers they like?

Hell, at least throw in a review or two, to make it worth reading.

topics young people can no longer talk about on PD, according to Nigel:

- getting laid
- beer



no this thread doesnt interest me either, but I don't post about it. people whining about it however, yeah it's been a while.

[LMNO]

HAY HAVE U GUZ TRIED SALVIA>?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Dimocritus]

Fuck, the "I'm so impressed with myself because I'm old enough to buy beer" threads are among the most useless and inane ones on the board, and that's saying a lot considering we have threads that were started just to be useless and inane. I mean, there's already a whole thread dedicated to people talking abut what they're drinking; does each individual who reaches legal age need to start their own to make a list of what beers they like?

Hell, at least throw in a review or two, to make it worth reading.

Wow, what a tool. How old do you think I am, anyway? I didn't know there was already a beer thread (didn't look) and honestly, have you tried any of these beers I've listed? They're definitely not kids brews. Get a life. You want a review? You could have just asked. Here.

Saranac High-Peaks Imperial IPA

Wow, what the fuck. I picked these up on a random hunch, and, like a homeless hitch-hiker, It kicked my ass and left me for dead. Seriously, at about 11-and-change percent ABV, these guys provide some serious bang for the buck. But they'll put you back around 9 smack-a-roos a six pack, so these aren't for your casual Friday's kind of drinking. With ten different hops and ten different malts (I am not making that up. This beer is flavoriffic), you'll be tasting these bad boys 'till the next morning (and you'll be passed out by 10 p.m.) if you don't pace yourselves.  

Total score:    (out of five)

Second opinion (provided by my alter ego): You're a terrible person, kill yourself.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

ABV not APV

[Dimocritus]

ABV not APV

Alcohol Percentage by Volume or

Alcohol Percentage By Volume?     

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

typically Alcohol By Volume

I'm just being a jerk.

[Dimocritus]

typically Alcohol By Volume

I'm just being a jerk.

Fair enough. Fix'd.

[Dimocritus]

Smuttynose IPA

This is the best middle of the road IPA you can get. Tremendously tasty hoppy flavor is delivered in this unfiltered brew (Don't let the sediment scare you, it's what I like to call "the goodness") without, what I like to call, the "grapefruit effect." With a slightly above average ABV of around 8 po'-cent, and only running around seven to eight dollars a sixer, this is something you can drink for the long haul.

Total Score:   (out of five)

Second Opinion: (Provided by a mechanical fortune teller in a box) Follow your intuition and you will have great success (in bed).

[Dimocritus]

Maharajah Imperial IPA

Avery brewing company serves up an imperial IPA that is truly royalty amongst beers. At an almost staggering 10.27 (talk about nickle-and-dimeing that percentage, huh?) ABV, this big guy is a sipper (big sips, but sips none-the-less). As you would imagine, the hop level is deranged but it is balanced out nicely by an adequate  amount of malted barley, smoothing out the pungent blend of hops and giving it a rich, reddish-gold hue. The flavor travels a bit longer when you drink it slightly above room temperature. The price is royal as well for this one. You'll be looking at spending around nine bucks for 22 oz. bottle.

Total Score:   (out of five) note: this would be a five-pointer if it weren't for the price.

Second opinion: (Provided through the channeled spirit of Grover Cleveland)  Don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

[the last yatto]

HAY HAVE U GUZ TRIED SALVIA>?

tonight on tosh.0,

[Dimocritus]

ABV not APV

Also, this is fucking awesome. I like the owl to the right of the hungry guy. (S)He makes me chuckle.

[rong]

my favorite beer review, ever, was of a 40 oz. of Camo Malt Liquor.

A friend of mine told me he picked one up to drink while he cleaned his apartment.

He said, "the first half tasted like ass, and the second half tasted like, 'holy shit! i'm wasted' "

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

why is dimo using the meh smiley in a beer review? 

i mean a good beer deserves a  or a  or

not an indifferent face.

but he is a spag so..
meh.

[Dimocritus]

why is dimo using the meh smiley in a beer review? 

i mean a good beer deserves a  or a  or

not an indifferent face.

but he is a spag so..
meh.

All the joy has been sucked out of my life, so  is as happy as I can get now. Thanks a lot PD.com...