I think I just found a potential dating list

[Cain]

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/08/04/the_worlds_worst_daughters

Because who wouldn't want to get it on with a dictator's daughter?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

yes but breaking up with them would be murder!

[Cain]

That just makes midnight escapes via the window more fun.

Cain,
has dated at least two homocidal psychos who really probably would've killed him, sooner or later (but boy were they fun), and two girls who were lovely, but whose parents probably would've done me in one way or another, whether through hired killers or going axe crazy with a poker one day.