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Started by Requia ☣, August 11, 2009, 10:41:26 PM

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Requia ☣

August 11, 2009, 10:41:26 PM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1
August 11, 2009, 10:49:10 PM
can the British Empire have it back please?  :lulz:

Remington

#2
August 11, 2009, 10:58:11 PM
Can Canada have it? Please?
Is it plugged in?

Kai

#3
August 12, 2009, 12:02:57 AM
 :argh!: :lulz: If ya'all don't quit posting these threads I think I'm going to die of brain infucktion.
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#4
August 12, 2009, 01:12:19 AM
This furthers my belief that 10% of all humans are complete idiots.

(In this case 2% got lucky and picked the right answer)
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Rumckle

#5
August 12, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
I'll give you $10 for it
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#6
August 12, 2009, 03:38:44 AM
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
August 12, 2009, 04:39:41 AM
I laughed till I shat.

Cain

#8
August 12, 2009, 05:54:51 AM
That'll teach em to allow themselves to get bombed by Japan!  FEND FOR YOURSELF, HAWAIIANS, AMERICA IS TIRED OF FIGHTING YOUR WARS.

Triple Zero

#9
August 12, 2009, 08:36:48 AM
This is because they put pineapple on their pizzas, I'm sure.
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Requia ☣

#10
August 12, 2009, 08:55:31 AM
I have decided Florida is no longer a state.  Sorry Squid.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Golden Applesauce

#11
August 12, 2009, 04:32:53 PM
Hey, has anyone actually seen Hawaii's certificate of statehood?
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#12
August 12, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
I totally fuckin' called it!
I am at one with my tinfoil beanie!

Quote from: Iptuous on July 25, 2009, 03:04:29 PM
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yes. they say he's not born in america, therefore ineligible to be the pres.  Of course, it's a crock of shit from everything i've seen, and they're grasping at straws, just like the moon hoaxers..... no matter what you present them with, they will dismiss it and move onto some other little detail.  I'm thinking they will eventually decide that the ratification of Hawaii's admission into the Union was unconstitutional or void for some reason....

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
August 12, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 12, 2009, 08:55:31 AM
I have decided Florida is no longer a state.  Sorry Squid.

Yeah hold on to your britches son but this story wasn't even ABOUT Florida this time.
I know, I can't believe it either.

And that's fine, if it gets sawed off and sent into the ocean I shall eat the stupid and rule with an iron fist!
I shall never starve!!

Requia ☣

#14
August 12, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
I know its not about Florida, I just figure that since we're allowed to disbelieve in states now I may as wll take advantage.  Texas and South Carolina are next  :argh!:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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