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ATTN: Calendar people! A new Discordian Holyday

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 12, 2009, 10:04:50 PM

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August 12, 2009, 10:04:50 PM Last Edit: August 12, 2009, 10:09:44 PM by The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck
Aftermath 65, (December 23), is now the holyday known as "Circlemas", on which circles are pondered, noticed, and appreciated. To celebrate Circlemas, you may wish to decorate yourself, your household, or other things with circles and circular patterns, and partake only of circular foods such as cake, pie, and pizza.

Or, you may not.

People who make the awesome calendar .pdf, would you mind terribly adding it to the 3176 calendar? It would be completely fantastic if you would.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#1
August 13, 2009, 02:19:26 PM
I nominate LMNO's "Circular Reasoning" song as the official song of Circlemas. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#2
August 13, 2009, 02:33:44 PM
Which can be found here:

www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
August 14, 2009, 09:02:52 PM
I second the nomination!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bu🤠ns

#4
August 14, 2009, 09:06:49 PM
I move that nomnomination to be CLOSED.  What else can we circle...perhaps...the wagons?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 14, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
Another song that could go in the carol book is "The Song That Never Ends":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Song_That_Never_Ends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 14, 2009, 09:11:26 PM Last Edit: August 14, 2009, 09:14:13 PM by The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck
The omnomnomination process for "circular reasoning" is now closed, and it is now the unofficial theme song of Circlemas.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

singer

#7
August 15, 2009, 02:15:54 PM
Damn, too late.  And just when I was gonna recommend the final cut on Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" LP.
"Magic" is one of the fundamental properties of "Reality"

Verbal Mike

#8
August 19, 2009, 01:07:57 AM
Wasn't Circlemas on Bureaucracy 55, when people are less distracted by that pagan tree/zombie thing?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 19, 2009, 01:45:49 AM
Quote from: [uV*] on August 19, 2009, 01:07:57 AM
Wasn't Circlemas on Bureaucracy 55, when people are less distracted by that pagan tree/zombie thing?

NO

Circlemas is on Aftermath 65. If you want a holiday to be on Bureaucracy 55, you'll have to invent one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Verbal Mike

#10
August 19, 2009, 02:09:24 AM
Just sayin'.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 19, 2009, 02:35:19 AM
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.

Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.

Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
August 19, 2009, 02:36:41 AM
Truth be told, I'm just doing it to impress a guy. But I think we can all agree that adding a new holiday to the Discordian calendar in order to get me laid is a worthy endeavor. He might let me buttsex him!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#13
August 19, 2009, 04:19:39 AM
 :fap: :fap: :fap:
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Cainad (dec.)

#14
August 19, 2009, 04:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 19, 2009, 02:35:19 AM
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.

Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.

Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!

wait what


Get me to the Left Coast for one of your parties with Jewfriends! I want to see how long I can fake it before they realize I'm not a real j00.
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