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ATTN: Calendar people! A new Discordian Holyday

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 12, 2009, 10:04:50 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 19, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 19, 2009, 04:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 19, 2009, 02:35:19 AM
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.

Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.

Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!

wait what


Get me to the Left Coast for one of your parties with Jewfriends! I want to see how long I can fake it before they realize I'm not a real j00.

My guess is, indefinitely. My friends are shitty Jews. OK, except my very best friend, but she would probably just assume you're a shitty Jew like the rest of them.

Seriously. I had dinner with E last night, she cooked a pork stir-fry. Worst Jew ever!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Corvidia

#16
August 19, 2009, 08:04:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 14, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
Another song that could go in the carol book is "The Song That Never Ends":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Song_That_Never_Ends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
I fucking hate you. Thought I left that song behind in sixth grade.  :x
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
August 19, 2009, 08:21:01 AM
Haha!

It's even worse than "Black Socks".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
October 11, 2009, 11:27:18 PM
Bump

is anyone making a calender this year? Also, what is the correct spelling of "calender"? "Calendar"?

I'd like to buy a print version of a synchronized Discordian/Gregorian calendar off Lulu, if anyone's doing that. But it has to have this holyday in it, for hardcore wooing purposes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dimocritus

#19
October 15, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
The Reds jumped the gun on this one. Either that or the extra terrestrials.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/10/14/2009-10-14_halo_cloud_over_moscow_ufo_or_natural_beauty_.html

Anyhow, is there a printable copy of the Discordian calendar? The one in the Principia is a pain in the ass to follow and it's real tiny. Plus I'm sure it's no longer current. I really want to start following it. 12 months is sooooo boring.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

#20
October 15, 2009, 10:35:56 PM
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"
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