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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, August 19, 2009, 06:00:15 AM

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Triple Zero

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 21, 2009, 06:47:07 AM
Quote from: Squid on August 21, 2009, 03:15:43 AM
fuck fast food!

that shit is horrible. anyone ever look at the nutritional information for hardees??
holy fucking shit. barf gag and barf again.

i haven't eaten any of that shit since... like the beginning of the year and i don't miss it at all. my mom brought burger king shit with her today when she dropped off the squidling (after taking him on a cruise, lucky little turd) and the sight of it alone made me want to puke. not to mention the smell.

i never thought i'd turn into one of those stuck up, smug, snobby finicky eaters but man, i can't believe the shit i was shoving down my gullet.

but those tiny cows make me giggle a little.

Yeah, it's kind of amazing how overwhelmingly gross it becomes when you're no longer used to it.

yep, after dating (my first) vegetarian for a year, I kinda got used to the idea that if I were gonna eat meat, it'd better be damn good biological meat (and bacon). after a while I had a "frikandel" at a fastfood cafetaria (traditional Dutch rubbery meatpaste dildo served with mayo, curry-ketchup and onions), it was horrible. I used to love those things. Only meat I still eat at a cafetaria is a "kroket" (short meat ragout filled cylinder with a crunchy breadcrumb crust, deepfried), cause for some reason those still have some quality meat in them (some cafetarias even fabricate their own in a desperate attempt to show culinary skill besides knowing how to properly deepfry potatoe fries--which they often do not).
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Quote from: Triple Zero on August 31, 2009, 02:14:22 PMafter a while I had a "frikandel" at a fastfood cafetaria (traditional Dutch rubbery meatpaste dildo served with mayo, curry-ketchup and onions), it was horrible. 

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Sir Squid Diddimus

I screamed/cried too Nigel
What an awful picture that paints

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Quote from: Squid on August 31, 2009, 05:28:44 PM
I screamed/cried too Nigel
What an awful picture that paints

I remember that my favorite food in the whole world was the terrible bacon thingie at Jack in the Box.

I smelled one the other day, and I thought I was gonna puke.

Plus:  My taste has apparently improved.

Negative:  That's one less thing in the world that I enjoy.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

I just puked curry up my throat into my mouth.
had to swallow it.

thanks.