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BURN THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN

Started by Cramulus, August 19, 2009, 02:37:34 PM

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2009, 02:57:29 PM


Just wanted to say I love this one - might actually be worth taping directly to ATMs.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2009, 06:31:24 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 19, 2009, 05:52:55 PM
At the same time, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG that we can spend 40 hours a week being so goddamn miserable? That is fucked up.

I don't get it.

I like my job, for multiple reasons:

1.  I get to dump on people that walk around begging for it.
2.  I get to see innovative, cutting edge stupidity.  Usually from people with PhDs.
3.  It gives me something to do until I die.

What do you do now, anyway?  You quit being a cop, right?
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Quote from: GA on August 24, 2009, 01:04:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2009, 02:57:29 PM


Just wanted to say I love this one - might actually be worth taping directly to ATMs.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2009, 06:31:24 AM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 19, 2009, 05:52:55 PM
At the same time, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG that we can spend 40 hours a week being so goddamn miserable? That is fucked up.

I don't get it.

I like my job, for multiple reasons:

1.  I get to dump on people that walk around begging for it.
2.  I get to see innovative, cutting edge stupidity.  Usually from people with PhDs.
3.  It gives me something to do until I die.

What do you do now, anyway?  You quit being a cop, right?

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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