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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2009, 08:12:17 pm »
I have a lot of contempt.  That must be good for something.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2009, 08:41:14 pm »
Sounds good. I have no skills except in information reception and delivery.

You could tell us which bugs are good to eat?

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Assuming somebody who knows what they're doing gives me instructions I can do carpentry and light construction/landscaping etc.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2009, 08:45:44 pm »
I have access to knowledge on everything.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2009, 08:46:17 pm »
I have access to knowledge on everything.

Yeah?  So where are my car keys?

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2009, 08:46:43 pm »
Where you last left them.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2009, 08:47:14 pm »
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2009, 08:47:53 pm »
Fuckin MASTERSTROKE
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2009, 08:48:53 pm »
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2009, 08:49:34 pm »
I can sew. That way we can all have matching uniforms when guests arrive.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2009, 08:52:53 pm »
I can't wear my vintage blood - stained dhoti?  :sad:
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2009, 08:53:51 pm »
I can't wear my vintage blood - stained dhoti?  :sad:

I may just make that PART of the uniform.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2009, 09:00:59 pm »
Fuck commune - Discordian nomads.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2009, 09:58:35 pm »
This is a lot like the fantasy I was having with that church for sale in my neighborhood last year.

Also, my dad has 12.5 acres of prime farmland in Gervais, just sitting there. It's going into trust when he dies, for any of us kids to use. I say we get the jump on the rest of them, and rebuild the farmhouse into a commune! I still haven't looked into getting tax-exempt status as a church, but I'm pretty sure there are enough of us that we could pull it off.

I am skilled at:

Beadmaking
Marketing and promotion
Gardening
Small-animal husbandry
Charismatic recruitment
Sewing
Cooking
Shooting guns
Preserving food
Making random stuff

I could teach everyone to make beads, and we could dominate the glass-bead economy!
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2009, 10:00:09 pm »
I am completely skill-less. Talentless hack, ahoy!

Well, I can bake some tasty desserts.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2009, 10:03:45 pm »
Why is it that this sounds like a better than my current life-arc?  :cry:

I am completely skill-less. Talentless hack, ahoy!

Well, I can bake some tasty desserts.
Everyone needs tasty desserts.