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Discordian Cult I mean Commune

Started by Cramulus, August 19, 2009, 07:09:30 PM

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hooplala

I have a lot of contempt.  That must be good for something.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Requia ☣

Quote from: Kai on August 19, 2009, 08:01:28 PM
Sounds good. I have no skills except in information reception and delivery.

You could tell us which bugs are good to eat?

I can fix computers, some other basic electronics. 
Assuming somebody who knows what they're doing gives me instructions I can do carpentry and light construction/landscaping etc.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cain

I have access to knowledge on everything.

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2009, 08:45:44 PM
I have access to knowledge on everything.

Yeah?  So where are my car keys?

Cain


LMNO


BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain


Suu

I can sew. That way we can all have matching uniforms when guests arrive.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

I can't wear my vintage blood - stained dhoti?  :sad:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Quote from: Richter on August 19, 2009, 08:52:53 PM
I can't wear my vintage blood - stained dhoti?  :sad:

I may just make that PART of the uniform.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This is a lot like the fantasy I was having with that church for sale in my neighborhood last year.

Also, my dad has 12.5 acres of prime farmland in Gervais, just sitting there. It's going into trust when he dies, for any of us kids to use. I say we get the jump on the rest of them, and rebuild the farmhouse into a commune! I still haven't looked into getting tax-exempt status as a church, but I'm pretty sure there are enough of us that we could pull it off.

I am skilled at:

Beadmaking
Marketing and promotion
Gardening
Small-animal husbandry
Charismatic recruitment
Sewing
Cooking
Shooting guns
Preserving food
Making random stuff

I could teach everyone to make beads, and we could dominate the glass-bead economy!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Darth Cupcake

I am completely skill-less. Talentless hack, ahoy!

Well, I can bake some tasty desserts.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Captain Utopia

Why is it that this sounds like a better than my current life-arc?  :cry:

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 19, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
I am completely skill-less. Talentless hack, ahoy!

Well, I can bake some tasty desserts.
Everyone needs tasty desserts.