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Started by Cramulus, August 19, 2009, 07:09:30 PM

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Richter

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 20, 2009, 07:55:29 PM
SRSLY.

Even if I could relocate and greyface job, I'd be psyched if that was the living setup I got to go home to.



¿SYNTAX?

I'm on coffee # 8.  My thoughts have surpassed the need for such things.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 20, 2009, 08:04:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
I would be totally easy to live with.

None of you would ever get sick of me. 

Until you laced our food with ipecac to make sure we got sick :sad:

How did you know about that?   :lulz:  I haven't talked about that in years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

DCup is a veritable font of ancient wisdom.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:11:18 PM
DCup is a veritable font of ancient wisdom.

Also, I don't do it to make people sick.  I do it to purge their systems of toxins.

:)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLOURIDE AND THE PRECIOUS BODILY ESSENCES!?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:15:26 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLOURIDE AND THE PRECIOUS BODILY ESSENCES!?

Blarg.  There's NOTHING wrong with ANY of you that couldn't be cured with epicac and lexapro.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'll look into the cost of shackles.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Looks like we'll need those 5 gallon buckets of astroglide after all.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

Too many leaders?  Consensus decision making.  Nothing gets done until everyone agrees it gets done.  That ought to keep things running smoothly.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Nast

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:29:28 PM
Looks like we'll need those 5 gallon buckets of astroglide after all.

Bah, the best lube is good ol' fashioned elbow grease.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

LMNO

Quote from: Nasturtiums on August 20, 2009, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:29:28 PM
Looks like we'll need those 5 gallon buckets of astroglide after all.

Bah, the best lube is good ol' fashioned elbow grease.

Do you know how difficult it is to milk an elbow?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on August 20, 2009, 08:29:28 PM
Looks like we'll need those 5 gallon buckets of astroglide after all.

That's okay, because I'm up for any program!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

We need to be as close as possible to a Legislator's country home.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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