Discordian Cult I mean Commune

[Epimetheus]

I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.

same here.

And you know how well that normally ends.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I say we subvert an existing commune with all our wit and charm and natural abilities of persuasion, e.g. Alpha Farm looks nice, and there's a list of some more here:

http://nica.ic.org/iclist/

It would be a lot cheaper, and it also solves the problem of too many cult-leaders, and not enough cultists.

Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.

I can only picture this as a real life mass boarding of another forum.
And you know how well that normally ends.

It's ON.

Seriously though, if I ever have enough money/backers I'm going to start a church or monastery.

[Bu🤠ns]

Burns will piss in their compost piles!!

AND VACCINATE THEIR CHILDREN!!!!

[Cain]

I say we subvert an existing commune with all our wit and charm and natural abilities of persuasion, e.g. Alpha Farm looks nice, and there's a list of some more here:

http://nica.ic.org/iclist/

It would be a lot cheaper, and it also solves the problem of too many cult-leaders, and not enough cultists.

Fuck yeah, we could take over Zendik farm in an afternoon.

Thinking too small, again.  First off, we want to become a cult, without all the associated ATF shoot-outs and mass suicides, which is just lame.

Now we're talking about invading communes instead of micro-countries.  Tuvalu has a population of 12,000, and so long as all relevant interested parties got what they wanted (ie banks, organised crime, selling the .tv domain and letting Japan buy your whaling vote) I doubt anyone would give a shit.

And it is a sovereign nation, with all the rights that entails.  Ie; diplomatic immunity.

Oh, and Fiji and Samoa are nearby.  AKA Oceanic coup central.

[Verbal Mike]

Of course we all have to have our race changed first because otherwise someone might think we're colonising them!

[Darth Cupcake]

Can we pave the road/driveway leading to our commune in bones?

[Cramulus]

also I want a tavern made of bones and I will drink blood out of a skull

[Richter]

Buchenwald Lampshades?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Of course we all have to have our race changed first because otherwise someone might think we're colonising them!

I don't! Haha!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tuvalu is sinking, so I think we might need a long-term plan.

Or maybe taking over a sinking nation IS the long-term plan.

[Verbal Mike]

Shit floats, and we're full of it. We'll be fine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Shit floats, and we're full of it. We'll be fine.

Hell, by that standard, I am an aircraft carrier.

You can all live on my floating carcass, and use my back hair for lumber.

[Cain]

Tuvalu is sinking, so I think we might need a long-term plan.

Or maybe taking over a sinking nation IS the long-term plan.

We us Tuvalu as a base to undermine Fiji.  And from there, we move onto the next big prize - Samoa.

Before you know it, a fledgling Discordian empire will be spread across the South Pacific, stretching from Papua New Guinea to the Galapogos.  We shall call it the South Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere. 

[Bruno]

We begin memebombing in five minutes.

[Verbal Mike]

Fuck memebombing, gimme a gun.