Discordian Cult I mean Commune

[fomenter]

there used to be a compound on the edge of salt lake city that the poligamists abandoned, it had a lot of buildings and all the houses had secret tunnels and hidden rooms already built in, i wonder if its still for sale? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

there used to be a compound on the edge of salt lake city that the poligamists abandoned, it had a lot of buildings and all the houses had secret tunnels and hidden rooms already built in, i wonder if its still for sale? 

It'll be haunted by Mormons. 

Try again.

[Payne]

maybe a commune is too much maybe first a discordian block of flats somewhere, and then the profits could pay towards it?

Your rationality has no place here. If we're doing, we're doing the whole nine yards (probably up our collective butts, no less).

Crazy? THIS IS PEEDEE.

Essentially:

Homer "Max Power" Simpson: There are three ways to things; The RIGHT way, The WRONG way and the MAX POWER way!
Bart: Isn't that the same as the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster.

I'll bring the rum and some serious smoking kit, lets start early.

I'll just stand outside looking in the window, like Dondi.

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

Yeah, well...yeah.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

i think we should think bigger and go for an entire fucking village somewhere, therefore those who want to stick apart can, and the village pub would be propped up by P3nt.

also if we had to house share occasionally you could move someone into another house for the lulz.

Come home from the pub, find someone has moved you into a house with PAYNE!

also-

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

Yeah, well...yeah.

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[Darth Cupcake]

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

Yeah, well...yeah.

That's TGRR-ese for "standing outside looking in the window."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

Yeah, well...yeah.

That's TGRR-ese for "standing outside looking in the window."

You can tell it's me, because it looks like a green tutu over a hairball your cat sicked up.  Only with a bald head.

[Darth Cupcake]

No you won't, you'll be throwing frozen bricks of shit through the window, then a molotov cocktail.

You'll be naked except for a fluorescent green tutu and a weed-spraying style backpack filled with unspeakable lubricants.

Yeah, well...yeah.

That's TGRR-ese for "standing outside looking in the window."

You can tell it's me, because it looks like a green tutu over a hairball your cat sicked up.  Only with a bald head.

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

I respect a person with that kind of capacity for providing different approaches to solving a problem.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

Incorrect.  If I'm standing on my head, you have the Captain from Tintin giving you the evil eye.

[Payne]

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

Incorrect.  If I'm standing on my head, you have the Captain from Tintin giving you the evil eye.

I just had to think about Roger's Captain Haddock!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

Incorrect.  If I'm standing on my head, you have the Captain from Tintin giving you the evil eye.

I just had to think about Roger's Captain Haddock!

I'm fairly certain that means I win.

[Darth Cupcake]

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

Incorrect.  If I'm standing on my head, you have the Captain from Tintin giving you the evil eye.

I just had to think about Roger's Captain Haddock!

That means you got scrod.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

The great thing about you is that whether we stand you on your feet or on your head, there's a bald asshole giving us the evil eye.

Incorrect.  If I'm standing on my head, you have the Captain from Tintin giving you the evil eye.

I just had to think about Roger's Captain Haddock!

poor Payne...  

[Richter]

A few hours ago we were here:

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How much farther have we gone?
Have we fallen?
Is there a difference?

[Cain]

there used to be a compound on the edge of salt lake city that the poligamists abandoned, it had a lot of buildings and all the houses had secret tunnels and hidden rooms already built in, i wonder if its still for sale? 

It'll be haunted by Mormons. 

Try again.

Yeah, but the Mormons will have to put up with seeing us having fun.  Forever.