payne!

[Cain]

Blue indicates areas of the country suffering from alcohol poisoning, as of last Friday.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.

Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.

And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.

If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.

I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.

[Payne]

You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.

Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.

And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.

If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.

I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.

As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.

REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!

[Cain]

For southerners, Birmingham is filled with barbarians.

I mean, it is.  But even if it wasn't, they'd say it was.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

It's all too true.

After going all the way from S'hampton to Edinburgh, I doubt very much you'll want to stay on the bus for another 3 hours even further north to pillage my village.

As you know the further north you go, the wilder the men become, the more abused the sheep are and the more likely you are to get punched in the face for being English...

She'd eat your fist and make you THANK her for it.

I go in moshpits at gigs while BF holds al my losable stuff.  I have backed up my ex in a fight on the bus on a rough council estate (outnumbered some too) Mostly I just surprised em all off cornering Plugg by aiming a well aimed boot into one of their shins. Normally mistaken for a fluffy hippy type, Pixie O'Fubar takes no shit. But mostly I dont get any shit, cos Im small and innofensive lookin.

My OP was a drink/intoxication related incident,  I have payne's assurance that he will be a gentleman, and therefore there will be no reason for me to kick his arse.  However he said he couldnt  guarantee about the others.. so I come equipped with hair accessories that can cause srs damage.

For southerners, Birmingham is filled with barbarians.

I mean, it is.  But even if it wasn't, they'd say it was.

Furthest north I ever got was Nottingham.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.

Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.

And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.

If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.

I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.

As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.

REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!

VARUS!  VARUS!  GIVE ME BACK MY HAGGIS!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

doesnt the sheep and ice start north of Manchester?

[Payne]

You live north of Edinburgh?

I though there was nothing north of there but sheep and ice.

Indeed. That's why my connection sucks so much.

And to be fair the start of that divide of "Sheep and Ice, nothing but" starts further south then Edinburgh. Depends on how far south in the UK you are.

If you're from the south coast, everything north of London is nothing but sheep and ice.

I thought the traditional line was Hadrian's Wall.

As I say it depends on where you're from. For Londoners, Hadrian's Wall is deep in barbarian country. Savages and picts and all sorts of shit up there.

REMEMBER MONS GRAUPIUS!

VARUS!  VARUS!  GIVE ME BACK MY HAGGIS!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

well I'm all packed ready for a Pixie raiding party of 1 to the northern wastes , I have packed very light because of the goddamn check in time (2pm, the meatup kicks off at 12!)

really hope I get some sleep on the coach.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I want my liver back!

oh, and fictionpuss..... I never got punched in the face anywhere for being anything. Especially not English.

Pixie O'Fubar is NOT looking forward to work.

[Suu]

ALRIGHT SCOTS, SHOW US YOUR PICTS!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I will post my slightly rough camera phone pics later in the week as I woke up still drunk and then travelled for 13+ anyway a fuckload of hours. Ive had all of about 7 hours sleep since thursday.

my feet are about to fall off.

[Captain Utopia]

I want my liver back!

Glad ya had a good time.

oh, and fictionpuss..... I never got punched in the face anywhere for being anything. Especially not English.

In that thread I did state that the violence ended when I left high school. But if you don't want to let facts get in the way of a good ridicule, I won't stand in the way.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

ALRIGHT SCOTS, SHOW US YOUR PICTS!

[Sister_Gothique]

This Saturday


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So, uh, Payne.....I see your house is on fire...>.>.....Nevermind..my fellow is giving me bad looks. *giggle*