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Started by Brotep, August 24, 2009, 04:52:27 PM

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August 26, 2009, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2009, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 02:58:49 PM
Quote from: Anton on August 26, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 25, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: Anton on August 24, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
"Ellen" is on in the hotel lobby where I'm waiting for my ride.

With special guest Deepak Chopra.  Who proclaims with a straight face that money can't buy happiness while he plugs yet another stupid book.

Seriously, the man must be fucking loaded after all this time.  I mean, maybe not as rich as "Ramtha" but who is?

How can you insinuate Ramtha is a fraud? I mean, the accent! And the pipe! She Smokes a friggin pipe, for christ-sake. Don't you know women can't smoke pipes? He/she's got to be authentic!

Well shit, I can't argue with that logic.

Look at my avatar.  Doesn't it inspire trust?

If by "trust" you mean a foreboding and vaguely bowel-upsetting sense that even so much as looking at that visage means my life is about to irrevocably change for the weirder, then yes.

Well right, but since I'm lactose intolerant, this bowel-upsetting feeling reminds me of going to Dairy Queen as a child and thus inspires nostalgia and trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

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August 26, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
Quote from: Anton on August 26, 2009, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2009, 03:52:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 02:58:49 PM
Quote from: Anton on August 26, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 25, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: Anton on August 24, 2009, 04:52:27 PM
"Ellen" is on in the hotel lobby where I'm waiting for my ride.

With special guest Deepak Chopra.  Who proclaims with a straight face that money can't buy happiness while he plugs yet another stupid book.

Seriously, the man must be fucking loaded after all this time.  I mean, maybe not as rich as "Ramtha" but who is?

How can you insinuate Ramtha is a fraud? I mean, the accent! And the pipe! She Smokes a friggin pipe, for christ-sake. Don't you know women can't smoke pipes? He/she's got to be authentic!

Well shit, I can't argue with that logic.

Look at my avatar.  Doesn't it inspire trust?

If by "trust" you mean a foreboding and vaguely bowel-upsetting sense that even so much as looking at that visage means my life is about to irrevocably change for the weirder, then yes.

Well right, but since I'm lactose intolerant, this bowel-upsetting feeling reminds me of going to Dairy Queen as a child and thus inspires nostalgia and trust.

See?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

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August 26, 2009, 08:57:41 PM
Mmm...Dairy Queen.

Sorry...I think I'm hormonal today.  :oops:
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