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US Lutheran Church to Ordain Gay Ministers - impacts, thoughts.

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Thurnez Isa:
but it's got a cool name
sounds like a old Harryhausen monster

Prelate Diogenes Shandor:
You know what this all means, don't you? In order to remain ahead of the accepting-of-alternative-lifestyles curve, we're going to have to start actively recruiting postoperative transsexuals. :D

Requia ☣:

--- Quote from: Risus on August 24, 2009, 02:45:30 am ---I don't know. They said it was going to be a big deal when the episcopalians got their gay bishop, but nothing really happened.

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The Episcopalians had gay priests before though, and a female head of the church, this was not hugely new for them, just a next small step.  For the Lutherans, they split a while back, and I assume the more liberal side of it is the one doing this.

Who knows what the Movement will freak out about next though.


--- Quote ---I need professional help at this point
I think I need a priest at this point.
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What have you done my son?"
"Well, I said the word 'fuck' gratuitously."
"Yes and what else, my son?"
"Er... [giggles] I lied."
"Yes and what else my son?"
"That's about all, oh oh one thing I keep thinking I'm a randy goat, fucking everyone. Ha ha ha. baaaaaa"
Unless of course it's a woman priest in which case it'll go like this:
Forgive me Father for what I'm about to do.
Dodoby doo. People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing, you know. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. Ha, fuck, I don't care.
Have a hermaphrodite one. I don't fucking care. Have one with three dicks and eight titties, I don't , I don't... You know, have one with gills and a trunk. That would be cool. I might go see that, you know, but... You know, I appreciate your quaint traditions and superstitions. I on the other hand am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of life, which exists in all of our hearts.
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