Goddamn I wish I had a TV-B-Gone

[Brotep]

"Ellen" is on in the hotel lobby where I'm waiting for my ride.

With special guest Deepak Chopra.  Who proclaims with a straight face that money can't buy happiness while he plugs yet another stupid book.

Seriously, the man must be fucking loaded after all this time.  I mean, maybe not as rich as "Ramtha" but who is?

How can you insinuate Ramtha is a fraud? I mean, the accent! And the pipe! She Smokes a friggin pipe, for christ-sake. Don't you know women can't smoke pipes? He/she's got to be authentic!

Well shit, I can't argue with that logic.

Look at my avatar.  Doesn't it inspire trust?

If by "trust" you mean a foreboding and vaguely bowel-upsetting sense that even so much as looking at that visage means my life is about to irrevocably change for the weirder, then yes.

Well right, but since I'm lactose intolerant, this bowel-upsetting feeling reminds me of going to Dairy Queen as a child and thus inspires nostalgia and trust.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Ellen" is on in the hotel lobby where I'm waiting for my ride.

With special guest Deepak Chopra.  Who proclaims with a straight face that money can't buy happiness while he plugs yet another stupid book.

Seriously, the man must be fucking loaded after all this time.  I mean, maybe not as rich as "Ramtha" but who is?

How can you insinuate Ramtha is a fraud? I mean, the accent! And the pipe! She Smokes a friggin pipe, for christ-sake. Don't you know women can't smoke pipes? He/she's got to be authentic!

Well shit, I can't argue with that logic.

Look at my avatar.  Doesn't it inspire trust?

If by "trust" you mean a foreboding and vaguely bowel-upsetting sense that even so much as looking at that visage means my life is about to irrevocably change for the weirder, then yes.

Well right, but since I'm lactose intolerant, this bowel-upsetting feeling reminds me of going to Dairy Queen as a child and thus inspires nostalgia and trust.

See?

[Jenne]

Mmm...Dairy Queen.

Sorry...I think I'm hormonal today.