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The uses of MEAT are INFINITE!

Started by Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.), August 25, 2009, 10:57:47 AM

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Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

Okay, I'll start this out with

http://meatcards.com/

Meat business cards :lulz:



NOW YOU GO! POST MOAR meat related usefulness. :D
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Pope Pixie Pickle

a business card made of beef jerky! omg yums.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

LMNO

Vaguely offensive porn!

www.extremetube.com


(ummm... NSFW.  But you should click anyway.  They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

THIS: "I used prosciutto (Italian for "expensive bacon") because it is a superior engineering grade of meat." :lulz:
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Cramulus

Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW.  But you should click anyway.  They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

Richter

Prolapse as a venue for intelligent and artistic social political commentary?  Another one of the varried uses of Meat, and something I FULLY expect to hear about on NPR.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW.  But you should click anyway.  They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

That's a pretty great term you accidentally invented.

Darth Cupcake

I'm a fan of the classics: take a slab of meat, slap people with it.

Simple and elegant.

Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 02:49:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
(ummm... NSFW.  But you should click anyway.  They have an entire section devoted to INTENTIONAL PROLAPSING!)

I read that as "intellectual prolapsing" and had a coffeemonitor moment

That's a pretty great term you accidentally invented.

Troof. I hope to use it soon.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Dimocritus

I suggest you read this:



It may contain everything you've ever desired!
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dimocritus

QuoteScrew die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Cramulus


fomenter

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Dimocritus

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Quote from: Cramulus on August 25, 2009, 06:48:19 PM
I am laughing soooo hard at this page

http://meatcards.com/challenge/

That is pretty awesome. And, surprisingly enough, some of those girls were actually somewhat drool-worthy.

Edit: Well, mainly just the girl from winner #5... waitaminute :aaa:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."