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Started by Da6s, August 26, 2009, 06:45:12 PM

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Da6s

August 26, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
http://www.mediaite.com/online/rush-limbaugh-thinks-obama-is-after-his-penis/

QuoteI would remind the rapper Jay-Z, Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision. We had that yesterday. That means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama.

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Cainad (dec.)

#1
August 26, 2009, 06:47:54 PM Last Edit: August 26, 2009, 06:49:37 PM by Cainad
WHAAAAAT?! :lulz:



Edit: Pseudoscientific Freudian analysis of the statement in 3... 2... 1...

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 26, 2009, 06:53:48 PM
I can now die happy.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
August 26, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
What the cock is wrong with that fat turd with feet?!?!

:cramstipated:

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 26, 2009, 06:56:18 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:55:52 PM
What the cock is wrong with that fat turd with feet?!?!

:cramstipated:

Ain't it cool?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.

NOW!

Corvidia

#6
August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
 :argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 06:53:48 PM
I can now die happy.   :)
Me, too. He hasn't bred.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Da6s

#7
August 26, 2009, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.


Me, too. He hasn't bred.

It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 26, 2009, 07:04:37 PM
Quote from: Squid on August 26, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
No.
I want him the fuck off my planet.

NOW!

NOT YET IT CAN GET WEIRDER!  WEIRDER!  HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE, SQUIDDY, BEFORE YOUR LOVE WILL CRACK?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#9
August 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Oh, is that all?

Seriously, you should've heard him when the Dems got a majority, about Pelosi and the rest.  Lemme see if I can find some choice quotes...

QuoteYou never hear a guy complaining that his wife left the toilet seat up, whatever it is, it's not a concern for me anyway, I have my own toilet. But you do hear women complain about men, toothpaste and all this sort of stuff. It is set up so that the male behavior is what's not normal, it's what needs to be corrected, whatever it is that the women do in these domestic situations, whatever their characteristics are, those are norm and men are not. "This is strikingly obvious with the topic of 'communication.' Man has long known that women were the more loquacious sex, and you've probably heard of studies to this effect. A recent book states that women have about 20,000 'communication events' (I love these terms the psycho-babblers conjure up) a day, versus about 7,000 for men. But this is nothing new; who didn't know a bevy of garrulous girls in school?"

They're always sitting around chatting, and men have been making jokes about it ever since the cave days. There are these normal behaviors and characteristics that men and women have, and they are different in many ways. They're wired differently, men and women's brains are wired differently, yet we have, because of modern feminism and the feminization of our culture, led everybody to think that the normal male characteristics are somehow in desperate need of fixing and correction. They are predators. They are brutes. They are insensitive and so forth, slothful. All they do is earn a living, and that's not enough.

Subtext: EMPOWERED WOMEN ARE EMASCULATING US ALL!  WHY CANT WE BE MANLY-MEN ANYMORE?

QuoteCome on, folks, what kind of insanity are we dealing with here? So I've been holding this piece from December 17th from the American Thinker called, "Extolling The Female Tongue." It's by a guy named Selwyn Duke, who is a frequent contributor to the American Thinker, and his premise is that we now have so acculturated our society to the feminist motif that women's natural characteristics are considered normal, men's national characteristics are not.

Subtext: EMASCULATION!

QuoteYou think I'm making this up? This is John Leo, respected columnist writing at Townhall.com. They are polling in these wacko socialist countries whether or not people think men should stand or sit while peeing. You know, once these things start they don't go away, think gay marriage.

Subtext: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSCULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 26, 2009, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Da6s on August 26, 2009, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.


Me, too. He hasn't bred.

It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.

I just sprayed coffee all over my desk.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Da6s

#11
August 26, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2009, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Da6s on August 26, 2009, 07:02:05 PM
Quote from: The Nerve-Ending Fairy on August 26, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
:argh!: Listening to his shows make me cringe and kind of die inside.


Me, too. He hasn't bred.

It's because Obama's after his winky, and he has to keep it hidden.

I just sprayed coffee all over my desk.   :argh!:
:lulz:
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 26, 2009, 07:17:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Oh, is that all?

Seriously, you should've heard him when the Dems got a majority, about Pelosi and the rest.  Lemme see if I can find some choice quotes...

I'D LIKE SOME MORE SLACK™, PLEASE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#13
August 26, 2009, 07:19:59 PM
I'mma go find some.  In the meantime, enjoy this other "penis scare" from the Movement

http://wonkette.com/410276/socialized-medicinemandatory-sex-changes-for-all

QuoteLittle-known fact about this revolutionary new healthcare scheme for all Americans: it will force you to have your genitals remade into opposite-looking genitals. But the procedure will be "free," sort of, just like those abortions you'll be enjoying on demand.

Previously, I thought "penis theft scares" only occured in third world countries.

Jenne

#14
August 26, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
Not surprising--his famous label for women he was afraid of was:  FEMINAZIS.
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