NASA's Ares I-X Rocket

[-Kel-]

For the first time in more than a quarter-century, a new space vehicle stands ready in NASA Kennedy Space Center's Vehicle Assembly Building in Florida. The final segments of the Ares I-X rocket, including the simulated crew module and launch abort system, were stacked on Aug. 13 on a mobile launcher platform, completing the 327-foot launch vehicle and providing the first entire look of Ares I-X's distinctive shape. The Ares I-X flight test is targeted for Oct. 31.

*SQUEEEEEE*

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/constellation/ares/flighttests/aresIx/index.html

look at the sheer size of it!!



some cgi video with cheesy 80s musac as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olOTThnyPk

[Kai]

why are we going to the moon again?

Clarification: Why are we sending people to the moon again?

[Bruno]

To build a moonbase so we can send people to Mars?

[Kai]

To build a moonbase so we can send people to Mars?

And why are we sending people to mars again?



I don't get this obsession with sending people places. We've been on Mars for the last 5 years, and continuing. This is big boy 21st century, time to take off our diapers and put on some pants. Robotics are cheaper, safer, more efficient and frankly more interactive ways to explore foreign worlds now than sending people is. So we're standing there, in space suits on mars....then what? Hit a golf ball around? FFS. We can send robots there to do whatever sensory sampling and measuring that we could do there, actually, MORE so, and longer. Because robots don't need food or water or shelter from radiation or dust storms. All they need is sunlight.

All person-based exploration until extraterran mining is necessary and until we can leave this star system for other earth like worlds is completely bullshit and useless. Not to mention expensive.

[Cainad (dec.)]

We gotta do it before the dirty Commies do, Kai. Why do you hate AmeriFreeLibertydom™?

[Nast]

To increase the size of our space-penis.

[Kai]

We gotta do it before the dirty Commies do, Kai. Why do you hate AmeriFreeLibertydom™?

You found me out, Cainad.

Kai,

Will never be able to hide their America bashing, freedom and liberty hating, motherland loving self again.

To increase the size of our space-penis.

To compensate for our ever shrinking economic-penis right?

[Bruno]

To build a moonbase so we can send people to Mars?

And why are we sending people to mars again?

To keep the military industrial complex fed until the next war?

[Kai]

To build a moonbase so we can send people to Mars?

And why are we sending people to mars again?

To keep the military industrial complex fed until the next war?

Can't they just go mur- I mean, liberate some more smudgy people?

[Bruno]

To build a moonbase so we can send people to Mars?

And why are we sending people to mars again?

To keep the military industrial complex fed until the next war?

Can't they just go mur- I mean, liberate some more smudgy people?

We could put smudgy people on the moon/mars and then liberate them.

Very lucrative.

[LMNO]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to Liberate them on the launching pad?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wouldn't it be cheaper

NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

Dude.  You really should work for the federal government for a while.

[fomenter]

notice the phallic looking part at the top of the rocket is lit in a way that gives it a pink fleshy glow...???

[Kai]

I find it funny that, although Freud was a loony, this sort of thing validates just how right he was in some ways.

[Bruno]

Wouldn't it be cheaper to Liberate them on the launching pad?

Well yes, but by definition cheaper = !lucrative.

Mr. Show had the right idea.


Mr. Show -- Blow Up the Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI