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Channeling Iason

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 01, 2009, 05:00:06 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Ever have the urge to do or say something horrible?  It's not you, it's the influence of Iason being worked on you from afar.  Post your tales of horror here.

Mine:

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Filthy Apprentice:  I have to go, my wife is in labor.

Roger:  Is this going to be a habit?  I can always find someone less fertile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

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Customer: Don't we get bread?
Me: Bread is by request only.
Customer: Oh.
Me: Would you like bread?
Customer: Oh yes, please.
Me: Sorry, we're all out. *walks away*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

QuoteLudwig: So you're leaving tomorrow?
My mom: Yes.
Ludwig: Oh, GOOD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."