Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?
I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team. You trust me, right?
Nope, if we're gonna to post-apocalyptic shit together after the apocalypse, then you are the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and I would be forced to take care of you before the apocalypse.