Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!

[Eater of Clowns]

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?

[Cain]

Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

[Payne]

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?

Nope, if we're gonna to post-apocalyptic shit together after the apocalypse, then you are the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and I would be forced to take care of you before the apocalypse.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

Is it?