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Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, August 27, 2009, 06:43:40 PM

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Payne on August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 AM

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

Payne

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 AM

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?

Nope, if we're gonna to post-apocalyptic shit together after the apocalypse, then you are the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and I would be forced to take care of you before the apocalypse.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2009, 04:17:59 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

Is it?