ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS

[Suu]

YOU FUCKERS ASKED FOR IT...



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I'M BREAKIN' BOUNDARIES AND EXPANDING MY DOMAIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. THE SOVEREIGN PRINCIPALITY OF KAOUSUU IS FED UP WITH BEING STUCK IN THE CONFINES OF A 45 MILE STRETCH OF I-95 AND HAS GROWN TO ENCOMPASS THE ATTLEBORO AREA UP TO THE WRENTHAM OUTLET MALL IN MASSACHUSETTS AS WELL AS MANSFIELD AND FOXBORO(NOTICE HOW I CAREFULLY AVOIDED FALL RIVER), MYSTIC, NEW LONDON, AND WATERFORD CONNECTICUT, AND THE SUU ANCESTRAL GROUNDS OF THE LONG ISLAND SOUTH SHORE.

FOR THOSE THAT LIVE ALONG THE 495 LOOP IN WHICH I HAVE DEVOURED, BE ADVISED THAT YOUR FUCKING HIGHWAY IS ABOUT TO GET FIXED, AND THAT I AM REMOVING TOLLS ON THE STRETCH OF THE MASSPIKE I'VE TAKEN UNDER MY CONTROL.

THE GROTON SUBMARINE BASE IS TO BE OFFICIALLY RENAMED THE HIMEOBS INSTITUTE FOR HIGHER UNDERWATER EXPLOITATION, AND TAUNTON IS TO BE NOW KNOWN AS TAUN-TAUN.

THAT IS ALL.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hell, yeah.  And if those pansies in the "Pentagon" have a problem with this, tell them to piss up a rope.  Don't take any guff from the bastards, they're bluffing.

[Suu]

I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now. Other than that, I now have control of the New England Patriots, which will be renamed shortly.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Name them the New England Clusterfucks!!!!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hey, hey, hhheeeey!

I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.

[Richter]

You have maybe 10 minutes to re - draw that map before the incursion into the Demense of Leln is noticed.
I wouldn't want you to set her upon yourself without some sort of warning.

Otherwise, my sword and lance can arbitrate the swelling difference of my separate hate.

[Suu]

Hey, hey, hhheeeey!

I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.

I will allow you to remain my steward to the Hamptons.

You have maybe 10 minutes to re - draw that map before the incursion into the Demense of Leln is noticed.
I wouldn't want you to set her upon yourself without some sort of warning.

Otherwise, my sword and lance can arbitrate the swelling difference of my separate hate.

She may think this is a good thing. I AM fixing 495.

[Richter]

It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495.  The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hey, hey, hhheeeey!

I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.

I will allow you to remain my steward to the Hamptons.

It's for the best, trust me. You want nothing to do with a bunch of disaffected potheads (my school) and hideously oversized beach houses (5 minutes drive from my school).

[Suu]

It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495.  The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.

146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.

Well, shit.  There goes the East Coast.

[Suu]

After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.

[leln]

It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495.  The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.

146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.

After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.

That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

[Eater of Clowns]

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.