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ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
Suu (parody account):
YOU FUCKERS ASKED FOR IT...
http://kaousuu.net/forgreatjustice/principality.jpg <-- Hires
I'M BREAKIN' BOUNDARIES AND EXPANDING MY DOMAIN. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. THE SOVEREIGN PRINCIPALITY OF KAOUSUU IS FED UP WITH BEING STUCK IN THE CONFINES OF A 45 MILE STRETCH OF I-95 AND HAS GROWN TO ENCOMPASS THE ATTLEBORO AREA UP TO THE WRENTHAM OUTLET MALL IN MASSACHUSETTS AS WELL AS MANSFIELD AND FOXBORO(NOTICE HOW I CAREFULLY AVOIDED FALL RIVER), MYSTIC, NEW LONDON, AND WATERFORD CONNECTICUT, AND THE SUU ANCESTRAL GROUNDS OF THE LONG ISLAND SOUTH SHORE.
FOR THOSE THAT LIVE ALONG THE 495 LOOP IN WHICH I HAVE DEVOURED, BE ADVISED THAT YOUR FUCKING HIGHWAY IS ABOUT TO GET FIXED, AND THAT I AM REMOVING TOLLS ON THE STRETCH OF THE MASSPIKE I'VE TAKEN UNDER MY CONTROL.
THE GROTON SUBMARINE BASE IS TO BE OFFICIALLY RENAMED THE HIMEOBS INSTITUTE FOR HIGHER UNDERWATER EXPLOITATION, AND TAUNTON IS TO BE NOW KNOWN AS TAUN-TAUN.
THAT IS ALL.
The Good Reverend Roger:
Hell, yeah. And if those pansies in the "Pentagon" have a problem with this, tell them to piss up a rope. Don't take any guff from the bastards, they're bluffing.
Suu (parody account):
I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now. Other than that, I now have control of the New England Patriots, which will be renamed shortly.
Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ:
Name them the New England Clusterfucks!!!!
Cainad (dec.):
Hey, hey, hhheeeey!
I'll only accept this on the condition that I have continued dominance over the Southampton area. I have been stewing a bucket of weirdness there and do not want my work interrupted by politics.
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