ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.

The Great Desert Alliance informs you that it will back Suu in the current crisis.  Unless Leln gets jumpy, in which case we're heading back to the mountains.

[Suu]

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.

No. Yankee Spirits and Emerald Square Mall are MINE. I live on Rte 1A/Washington St/Newport Ave, call it what you will. It's only fair that I take the Attleboros. I CAN SEE MASSACHUSETTS FROM MY HOUSE.

It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495.  The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.

146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.

After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.

That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.

Very well, I will withdraw down 495 to Bellingham, but the Masspike is forever your problem.

[Eater of Clowns]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

[leln]

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.

The Great Desert Alliance informs you that it will back Suu in the current crisis.  Unless Leln gets jumpy, in which case we're heading back to the mountains.

Richter told you about those people who tried to sell me magazines then?

I asked you nicely not to step foot into Bristol County.  I demand Attleboro back and Taun-Taun, which shall be kept with its new name.

No. Yankee Spirits and Emerald Square Mall are MINE. I live on Rte 1A/Washington St/Newport Ave, call it what you will. It's only fair that I take the Attleboros. I CAN SEE MASSACHUSETTS FROM MY HOUSE.

It will do no good. Leln doesn't drive ON 495.  The road holds her car 1 ft. off the surface for fear of offending her.

146 is getting an overhaul too. I swear, the minute I drive over the stateline it feels like we have a flat...then I realize it's just Massachusetts.

After confiding with Richter on the phone, he said Worcester isn't is problem anymore. However Leln's rage is enough to keep me away from Worcester...for now.

That's good, but I still suggest you pull back and entrench yourself beyond my reach. While I can understand my brother's distaste for this area, I am nevertheless High Steward of these Demesnes since he left. You come far too close to encroaching, and I may soon feel the need to take up a spear. And remember, I can summon the Bibliophilic Phalanxes, and you DO NOT want to experience their displeasure. And even that won't prepare you for when the plague-carrying squirrel units hit your lines. Get off my lawn.

Very well, I will withdraw down 495 to Bellingham, but the Masspike is forever your problem.

Hmm. Very well, I'll let it pass for the moment, but you're still a bit too cousinly-kissing close for my taste. Mind your manners.

[Suu]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

[Eater of Clowns]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

[Suu]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.

I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.

Well, shit.  There goes the East Coast.

Surely you only mean the North-East.


I'ma keep mah swamp thankin yew vury muchly.
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You Nurthern n Dry folk wooden lass a day dawn hur anyhoo.

[Suu]

I'm really only worried about the Richterian Synod getting pissed that I'm right on top of Worcester now.

Well, shit.  There goes the East Coast.

Surely you only mean the North-East.


I'ma keep mah swamp thankin yew vury muchly.
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                       /
You Nurthern n Dry folk wooden lass a day dawn hur anyhoo.

Cthulhu is a resident of Massachusetts. Damnit.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

He moved down to the swamp. To be with me. ME!
Oh. You didn't get the memo.

Sorry.

[Suu]

Better you than me I suppose.

But Dagon stays!

[Eater of Clowns]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.

I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!

Gee.  Thanks.  

[Suu]

I control all ambulance flow in Bristol County.  Abandon the territory or watch me divert every drug addled Fall Riverite from Charlton and St. Anne's hospital over to your nice little Morton and Sturdy hospital.

You mean they don't already?

You'll have to do better than that. Remember I live in Pawtucket.

I will, unfortunately, have to resort to the big guns.

Ahem.

May I please retain my county?

Your county is named after a county and town in Rhode Island.

I mean...I DID leave you Fall River!

Gee.  Thanks.  

I mean...It has it's charm...right? I'll throw in Somerset and Swansea, but I gotta keep Seekonk, as my home is literally flanked by Seekonk and Attleboro.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Better you than me I suppose.

But Dagon stays!

Yeah, he often has terrible gas.
You keep yer doggone dagon.

[Eater of Clowns]

Fall River's only charm is that it makes New Bedford look less awful by comparison.