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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 03:38:35 am »
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.

Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free.
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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2009, 05:13:02 am »
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.

Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free on fire.

P-Town is already flaming don't see why the whole damn cape can't be ablaze.

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2009, 01:38:18 pm »
I see that you are wise that you only want the South fork/shore of LI.


The Quantum States of Jack have claimed Greenport to Oyster Bay, and I don't think you want to go toe to toe with a man who caused his cancer to disappear simply because he couldn't observe it.


Also, I heareby announce that the territory once known as Jamaica Plain is now under the control of FAPLAND.

The Faplanders also claim the Arboretum and Larz Anderson Park.


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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2009, 02:54:21 pm »
I see that you are wise that you only want the South fork/shore of LI.


The Quantum States of Jack have claimed Greenport to Oyster Bay, and I don't think you want to go toe to toe with a man who caused his cancer to disappear simply because he couldn't observe it.


Also, I heareby announce that the territory once known as Jamaica Plain is now under the control of FAPLAND.

The Faplanders also claim the Arboretum and Larz Anderson Park.



I purposely left the Northshore for you. But you have to share the wine.

...Wait, your dad's cancer up and disappeared?
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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2009, 02:57:43 pm »
We tried to see how fast it was progressing; but when we did that, we couldn't locate it.










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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2009, 02:58:52 pm »
We tried to see how fast it was progressing; but when we did that, we couldn't locate it.










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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2009, 03:04:07 pm »
The Majestic Imperium of Cupcake has laid claim to Allston, Brighton, and Cambridge.  I shall enslave the undergraduates and turn them into my peons, and any who flaunt my will shall be dangled off the BU Bridge and slowly lowered into the Charles.

Also, I'm coming for Brookline. The Publick House will be MINE!

This place is getting some serious redecorating.
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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2009, 03:07:28 pm »
Yeah. We kinda don't want Fall River so close anymore. It's starting to creep us out.

Also, which one should I target first? The Sagamore or the Bourne? Now that Kennedy is dead I figure it's time to set Cape Cod free on fire.

P-Town is already flaming don't see why the whole damn cape can't be ablaze.

 :D

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2009, 03:09:12 pm »
DC, you can have Allston.  Feh.

I have claimed the area of Brookline that borders Jamaica Pond.  YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2009, 03:24:17 pm »
Haha! My plot to put the Greater Boston Cabal against each other has gone into full swing!

SOON THEY WILL KILL EACH OTHER OFF AND BOSTON WILL BE MINE!
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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2009, 03:26:11 pm »
"Kill" each other?


THIS IS FAPLAND!  THERE ARE FATES WORSE THAN DEATH!

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2009, 03:31:59 pm »
And I'm still 45 miles away!
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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2009, 03:33:52 pm »
DC, you can have Allston.  Feh.

I have claimed the area of Brookline that borders Jamaica Pond.  YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

As long as I can have the Publick House, you can go crazy. Oh, and Coolidge Corner. There's so much good stuff there.

I'm taking Allston because I intend to crush the souls of all the undergrads and turn them into my slaves. I'll then bulldoze the entire place and set them to work turning it into my vision for the future.

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2009, 03:34:42 pm »
Just keep your skirmishing out of TRONE, mkay?  

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Re: ALL RIGHT CT, NY AND MA SPAGS
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2009, 05:02:28 pm »
I'd lay claim to Allston, but I have no desire to deal with the administrative crap from the morons/hipster assholes here. You guys can run the place and deal with the headaches! Suckers!

Oh, and I'll continue to ignore any borders I feel get in my way. Enjoy :mrgreen:
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