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Shit My Dad Says


Not mine, but I though it was pretty entertaining  :lulz:

--- Quote ---"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
--- End quote ---

--- Quote ---"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."
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--- Quote ---"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
--- End quote ---

Sir Squid Diddimus:
LOL I saw this the other night.
It's pretty great.

My father's recurring line:  "Tough shit white man."


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