News:

PD.com: children are filled with joy, adults are filled with dread and local government is filled with stupid

Main Menu

HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3
User actions

East Coast Hustle

#30
August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Pariah

#31
August 30, 2009, 07:02:42 PM
How cute.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
August 31, 2009, 03:16:50 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

awesome story, bro.

IIRC, having a revenge thread dedicated to you is worth 10 points.   :digtbk:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#33
August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
August 31, 2009, 05:17:21 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
you're probably right about that. I haven't played T:TP in so long I forgot how the scoring rules went.

It's been a while.  We may have to revise them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#35
September 10, 2009, 04:33:59 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
September 10, 2009, 04:45:44 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#37
September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
September 10, 2009, 04:48:26 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#39
September 10, 2009, 05:23:11 PM
Damn!

:lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
September 10, 2009, 08:54:08 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 05:00:12 AM
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.

Bumping OP for cheap laughs.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#41
September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
September 11, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Damn. I didn't realize that she was actually serious about flouncing.

Last time she was gone, she stayed away for almost 2 years.

Maybe she can go for 4 this time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#43
September 11, 2009, 01:14:09 PM
Last time she flounced, it was because of pretty serious IRL stuff.

I like the back-n-forth flaming, but... I dunno.  I guess I'm in one of those "be fair" moods.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#44
September 11, 2009, 02:53:29 PM
Well as usual, I have no fucking clue what is going on.

But..... this.....

Quote from: Cain on September 10, 2009, 04:47:29 PM


is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!!!

:lulz:
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3
User actions