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How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 31, 2009, 09:35:39 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 31, 2009, 09:35:39 PM
I ask this out of mere curiosity, of course.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
August 31, 2009, 09:41:35 PM
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 31, 2009, 09:52:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 09:41:35 PM
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.

Only in monsoon season.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#3
August 31, 2009, 09:57:02 PM
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 31, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 09:57:02 PM
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.

There's a great big fucking dead rat up there somewhere.

I know this because I shot the monstrous bastard with a nail gun last year.  His carcass went flying around, and I'm not sure where it wound up.  Since this used to be a lab, there's so much ducting and conduit up there that there's no hope of finding it.  Fortunately, things dessicate here, so no stink.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#5
August 31, 2009, 10:12:31 PM
step 1. capture vulture or other carrion feeder
step 2. release into drop ceiling



Richter

#6
August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
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Kai

#7
August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?
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The Good Reverend Roger

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August 31, 2009, 10:23:26 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 10:30:56 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

FUCK.  Those things work like the scarabs in the mummy movies.

It would be a rotten shame if someone filled up our engineer's office with those brutal little bastards.

Damn.  Those things are cooler than guinea worms!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 31, 2009, 10:28:54 PM
 :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Kai

#10
August 31, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living. Still, they could be a total nuisance.

Know anyone who has a bunch of furs/leather/mounted animals/bug collections?  8)
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
August 31, 2009, 10:33:06 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!

WHO

WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 31, 2009, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:32:47 PM
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living.

FAIL
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 31, 2009, 10:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 31, 2009, 10:33:06 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!

WHO

WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?

:wave:

TGRR,
Will need billions of the little bastards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#14
August 31, 2009, 10:39:36 PM
Set them on people with chronic ifnections or diabetic legs
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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