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Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns

Started by Iason Ouabache, September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM

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Kai

#30
September 01, 2009, 04:10:36 AM
Also, in more direct response to the OP, I LOVE going to Unitarian Universalist fellowship after one of these events. The jokes are masterful.  :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#32
September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#34
September 01, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?

The WHOLE three mile?
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
September 01, 2009, 04:23:03 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:13:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 04:10:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:08:12 AM
I guess so. What do you suggest? I'm not willing to sacrifice myself for the opportunity that presents itself in my assistantship (suicide, both literal and figurative; do not fuck with the DOE), but I've been finding more and more weird people in the area to have fun with. Need to plan some GASMs.

I just called Advice Puppy, and he said...

"GO TO ANTARCTICA, FIND LENG."

IT DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T! IT SHOULDN'T!!

HOW DO I THE THREE MILE DEEP ICE?

The WHOLE three mile?

THE WHOLE THREE MILE!

I was just sitting around a few million years ago and then it and then I THE WHOLE THREE MILES!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#36
September 01, 2009, 04:24:09 AM
 :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
September 01, 2009, 04:24:59 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 04:24:09 AM
:lulz:

Then my moms got scared she said YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THREE MILES, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH YOUR AUNTIE IN BEL AIRE
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#39
September 01, 2009, 05:45:14 PM
Im I the only one who read this and immediate thoughts were "wonder if her stories are any good?"
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

AFK

#40
September 01, 2009, 06:00:37 PM
Are there any that take place on the Appalachian Trail? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#41
September 01, 2009, 06:02:21 PM
I really, really want her to be the one who wrote "My Immortal".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
September 02, 2009, 09:13:18 PM
This thread is amazing.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Template

#43
September 03, 2009, 07:29:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2009, 12:32:24 AM
More proof that any hardline supporter of absolute morality, sobriety, or other "Clean living" is jsut trying to hog all the fun for themselves.

If only.  In any case, I imagine their enjoyment is tainted or unpleasantly bound.  As opposed to pleasantly bound.

Unless, of course, shit happens and everyone becomes a Bokononist, so to speak.
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