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Started by Thurnez Isa, September 01, 2009, 02:07:38 AM

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Thurnez Isa

September 01, 2009, 02:07:38 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Pariah

#1
September 01, 2009, 02:12:24 AM
I could only see that this was offensive if 

This turns you on
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Kai

#2
September 01, 2009, 02:29:18 AM
OH GOD YES! FRUIT! YES!! CARTOON FRUIT!!!!(!) SOOOO HOT!!!

:fap:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Pariah

#3
September 01, 2009, 02:33:42 AM
HOTTXXXX LIMECHERRYTHREESOME THEN A LEMONLIMEHOTACTIONFEST!!1on124323
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Corvidia

#4
September 01, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
QuoteMr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
:lulz:
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Requia ☣

#5
September 01, 2009, 02:38:07 AM
Are there lemon stories printed on the other side?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Fuquad

#6
September 01, 2009, 02:52:39 AM
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."


I'd become distressed if my SO was arguing about this as well.

THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

derpsichord

#7
September 01, 2009, 03:37:34 AM
Woah! NSFW!
Should have warned me.  :eek:

Nast

#8
September 01, 2009, 09:09:57 AM
DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT PINEAPPLE WAS EYEING ME?

SHOCKING!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

LMNO

#9
September 01, 2009, 02:02:23 PM
"Lemonparty".

AFK

#10
September 01, 2009, 02:46:53 PM
Hey, why did the Lime break up with the Lemon?

He doesn't like a sourpuss. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pariah

#11
September 01, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Cain

#12
September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
Goddamn people in this country are stupid.

I'm more and more convinced the retards who populate the Daily Mail comments and post on Have Your Say are in fact the majority in this country.

ZOMG ZA-NU LIE-BORE AND GORDON MCBROON ARE CLEARLY BEHIND THIS.  WAKE UP ENGLISH, WE ARE BEING SLEEPWALKED INTO A SEXUALLY DEGENERATE, FRUITY DICTATORSHIP!

Payne

#13
September 01, 2009, 04:00:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
WAKE UP ENGLISH, WE ARE BEING SLEEPWALKED INTO A SEXUALLY DEGENERATE, FRUITY DICTATORSHIP!

Captain Utopia

#14
September 01, 2009, 04:23:18 PM
I dunno.. I think the one on the bottom-right takes it a little too far though..
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