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Channeling Iason


The Good Reverend Roger:
Ever have the urge to do or say something horrible?  It's not you, it's the influence of Iason being worked on you from afar.  Post your tales of horror here.


--- Quote ---Filthy Apprentice:  I have to go, my wife is in labor.

Roger:  Is this going to be a habit?  I can always find someone less fertile.
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Well spoken  :lulz:

Suu (parody account):

--- Quote ---Customer: Don't we get bread?
Me: Bread is by request only.
Customer: Oh.
Me: Would you like bread?
Customer: Oh yes, please.
Me: Sorry, we're all out. *walks away*

--- End quote ---

Mesozoic Mister Nigel:

--- Quote ---Ludwig: So you're leaving tomorrow?
My mom: Yes.
Ludwig: Oh, GOOD!
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