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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Channeling Iason

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 01, 2009, 05:00:06 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 01, 2009, 05:00:06 PM
Ever have the urge to do or say something horrible?  It's not you, it's the influence of Iason being worked on you from afar.  Post your tales of horror here.

Mine:

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Filthy Apprentice:  I have to go, my wife is in labor.

Roger:  Is this going to be a habit?  I can always find someone less fertile.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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September 01, 2009, 05:03:44 PM
:spittake:

Richter

#2
September 01, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
Well spoken  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

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September 01, 2009, 08:43:02 PM
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Customer: Don't we get bread?
Me: Bread is by request only.
Customer: Oh.
Me: Would you like bread?
Customer: Oh yes, please.
Me: Sorry, we're all out. *walks away*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 02, 2009, 09:54:35 PM
QuoteLudwig: So you're leaving tomorrow?
My mom: Yes.
Ludwig: Oh, GOOD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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