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Started by Mangrove, September 01, 2009, 07:00:16 PM

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Mangrove

Bolded for  :horrormirth:


The Duggars Expecting 19th Child
Tue Sep 1, 6:05 AM PDT

TV's biggest reality family is getting bigger.

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of TLC's "18 Kids and Counting" are expecting their 19th child, People reported.

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"We are so thrilled," Michelle, 42, told the mag. "We just couldn't believe it is happening."

Michelle is expected to give birth five months after daughter-in-law Anna gives birth to the Duggar's first grandchild.
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Anna, 21, is expecting a girl next month with the Duggars' oldest son, Joshua, 21.

"I love all of this, it is so fun," Michelle said. "Anna and I will have babies five months apart. My mother and my sister were pregnant at the same time and it was really wonderful. The kids were really close and still are. I have a nephew who grew up with me, we're just three months apart."

Michelle also told the mag that her 19th pregnancy came as a surprise.

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"I was in Weight Watchers with Jim Bob and I wasn't losing any weight," she said. "I couldn't figure it out. I was doing what I should. And the baby, who was nursing, was fussy. I kept thinking, 'This isn't right. She isn't teething, she doesn't have an ear infection. I'm not cheating on my diet, I should be losing weight.' Then, I put two and two together and wondered if I could possibly be pregnant."


:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

YOU HAVE REGULAR, UNPROTECTED SEX ON PURPOSE OWING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS TO BE 'FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY.'

YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING CONTRACT WITH A TELEVISION COMPANY TO PRODUCE A SHOW, THE SOLE PREMISE OF WHICH IS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY PROLIFIC IN THE CHILDREARING DEPARTMENT.

AND YET, YOU DIDN'T FIGURE OUT YOU WERE FUCKING PREGNANT!!?????

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

The Good Reverend Roger

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH MONKEYS ON THIS PLANET!   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 PM
PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus


Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mangrove

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 PM
PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org

:lulz:

I totally clicked that and it made my browser go splodey.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Remington

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2009, 07:06:33 PM
PS

The man fathering all this mushy headed cracker spawn is called JIM BOB.

No further comment required.

By now her chromosomes are probably mashed flat, and the kid will look like, well...

http://members.on.nimp.org
Wow, thanks for the browser rape + goatse.
Is it plugged in?

LMNO

Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 PM
Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....

I like to help people.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 PM
Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.
A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 PM
Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.
A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:

Sorry 'bout that. 

Technically, though, it isn't pornography.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Captain Utopia

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
hxxp://members.on.nimp.org










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-- must install noscript


LMNO

Quote from: Havok on September 01, 2009, 07:32:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 01, 2009, 07:17:18 PM
Heh.


Every so often, the boards need reminding that all links should not be trusted....



..But to be fair, he did give obvious fair warning.
A NSFW link would have been nice. Some people browse PD from work  :argh!:


It would behoove you to assume all PD links are NWS.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: fictionpuss on September 01, 2009, 07:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
hxxp://members.on.nimp.org










:argh!:[move][move] :argh!:[/move][/move]
[move] :argh!:[/move]

[move] :argh!:
[move][move] :argh!:[/move][/move]
[move] :argh!:[/move][/move]

-- must install noscript



It's moments like this that make the interbutts worth having.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.