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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUTCHSPAAAAG!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, September 02, 2009, 10:29:28 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

yea, wut the title says... 000 this is for you.


Eve

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Triple Zero

YAY thanks everybody :D

I turned 29.

I'm unfortunately way too busy with moving into my new house to celebrate properly, but that will happen saturday, and later.

Also, I was gonna make a really cool reply image, but I got distracted, so instead I ended up with a new avatar. New year, new avatar, shall we say :)

It is also available for WOMP : http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1120/ikpopartwomp.png
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

The Dutch don't have birthdays, they're grown in tubes.

P3nT4gR4m


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Richter

Happy birthday!

Quote from: LMNO on September 02, 2009, 01:08:15 PM
The Dutch don't have birthdays, they're grown in tubes.

The tulips.  Think about it.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: LMNO on September 02, 2009, 01:08:15 PM
The Dutch don't have birthdays, they're grown in tubes.

Could be worse.

The rest of Belgium is spawned.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne


Darth Cupcake

DUTCHBAG

SOON YOUR ZIPPLETITS WILL START SAGGING

OH NOES

Also, nice new avatar, it made me giggle.

Also, HAPPY FUCKIN' ESCAPE FROM THE WOMB WOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D :D :D
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Suu

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Payne

I HATE BIRTHDAYS

Fuck 'em all to shitdamn.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on September 02, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
I HATE BIRTHDAYS

Fuck 'em all to shitdamn.

Truth.

Belgians will use any excuse to party.

TGRR,
Wishes he lived in Belgium, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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