Raw food at Denny's

[saint aini]

I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food. 

For example, at Denny's, this would be two eggs just cracked on a plate next to two pancakes and a raw bit of sausage for a Grand Slam.  The boss took us out to breakfast and ordered everyone the same thing, but the waitress could not comprehend "vegetarian".  So, naturally, I've decided that, if in a sit down restaurant when the waitress is too unwilling to substitute or omit dead animal from my meal and the restaurant allows the customer to decide how they want their dead animal served, I might just order it up raw and geek it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been

Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.

Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.

[Requia ☣]

I don't understand the line "geek it".
that implies the animal is still alive when being eaten (or the heads being bitten off of)
and they don't slaughter their own animals at Denny's.

Nor would anything of theirs be safe to eat raw. Including fruit.




oh and Nigel- they've always been

Oh. It reminds me of my mom, and right now it's really annoying me so I have nothing further to say.

Except that, yeah, eating raw food at Denny's is begging for food poisoning.

Fixd 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

At the very least, it will poison your culinary sensibilities.

[Jenne]

Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

for attention. 

[LMNO]

I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.

why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?

For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I'm wondering if anyone has any success with ordering raw eggs and meat at a restaraunt that does not normally serve raw food.

why in the name of fuck would I want to do that?

For the dubious honor of making Denny's start serving so-called "vegetarian" food?

I'm sure the Denny's had a small patch of grass which vegetarian customers could graze in.

[Richter]

The air is permeated with the "grease" from their "meat".  I doubt anything for half a mile downwind is halal, much less veg.

[Jenne]

  Troof.

WHY a veggie would even think of setting foot in Denny's and not expect a tub-o'-lard as part of their meal is well...sounds like Aini. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Looking over the Denny's menu,  here: http://www.dennys.com/en/cms/Breakfast/40.html Is there some reason you can't just order the numerous breakfast menu items which do not actually contain meat? Like the veggie-cheese omelette, or the pancakes, or the French Toast, or the build-your-own Grand Slam? Or is it that you're trying to make them offer vegan dinner options? Or is it, perhaps, that you're an attention whore?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Eat At Denny's Grassy Knoll.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sounds like it was the boss's problem for ordering everyone the same thing...not the waitress's.

Yes, this.