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Started by saint aini, September 03, 2009, 01:47:58 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
September 03, 2009, 06:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 03, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Why are all of your posts lately of the "look at me, I'm different!" variety?

"Lately"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#16
September 03, 2009, 07:03:33 PM
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#17
September 03, 2009, 07:22:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 03, 2009, 07:03:33 PM
Deciding to eat at Denny's was the first wrong decision. 


169% Troofpaste.

Kai

#18
September 03, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 03, 2009, 08:42:36 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 03, 2009, 08:41:59 PM
Yeah, WaffleHouse or GTFO.

IHOP, you fucking heathen.  They have The Terrible Bacon Thingie Omelet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#20
September 03, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's.  The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.   
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
September 03, 2009, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
I performed the Miracle of Perfect Pancake Seperation the last time I was in Denny's.  The faithful still make pilgrimage and grimaceage at the site of my divinely discriminating horf.   

I can't believe those bastards at the Vatican STILL haven't beatified you for that.

Discimination, I call it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#22
September 03, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
I have to be dead or something.  That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service).  Stupid old world prejudices. 

I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though.  After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 03, 2009, 09:05:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 03, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
I have to be dead or something.  That's what they told me when I called (would that the # was still in service).  Stupid old world prejudices. 

I'm using you as the case to get precedent for the rest of us though.  After a certain point they're either denying us enough to make us popular, or accepting the divine interventions and hop the bandwagon. 

William Jennings Bryant was right.  We should have shoved all those papists back into the ocean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#24
September 03, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
Being present during the Great Perfect Pancake Separation of 2009, I concur that he did in fact, need to be sanctified by the church.

Oh fuck it. *makes sign of the cross* By the power vested in my by the Holy Vaseline smeared on my forehead by the bishop in 1996, I hearby canonize you St. Richter of the Sphincter.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
September 04, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
That cow looks really  happy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
September 04, 2009, 01:24:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 04, 2009, 01:23:03 AM
That cow looks really  happy.

RICHTER SEXED IT.  HE SEXED IT GOOD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#27
September 04, 2009, 01:28:50 AM
The cow also has wings. It was the most absurd saint picture I could find.  :fap:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
September 04, 2009, 01:29:06 AM
 :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#29
September 04, 2009, 02:49:39 AM
I was served raw buffalo chicken strips when our theatre group showed up in full Hamlet costumes and makeup after a dress rehearsal the thursday before opening night. Gildenstern stole multiple sets of silverware, and I luckily didn't swallow any of the raw chicken and even got a free meal out of it.
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