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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2009, 03:16:13 pm »
So this means you don't approve of my breed-and-release swamp yankee program?

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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2009, 03:16:37 pm »
So this means you don't approve of my breed-and-release swamp yankee program?

Only if you're doing it in Wales.

The Welsh are their cousins.
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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2009, 03:21:25 pm »
No. No Welsh. Just 100,000 Portuguese!

Fine then, I release my first wave of attack!


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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2009, 03:23:15 pm »
Just mark these words:



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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2009, 03:28:54 pm »
ROGERRRR!

Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us?   :argh!:

I HAVE PARTS.  I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET.  MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!
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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2009, 03:40:53 pm »
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Spag 2:12-25 (King Meh Version)

 12After this he went down to America, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

 13And the Spags' Day of Discord was at hand, and Payne went up to Rhode Island.

 14And found in that odious state those that sold pork shoulder and axed pineapples and drama, and the haters of all things sitting:

 15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the state, and the pork shoulder, and the axed pineapples; and poured out the haters' drama, and overthrew The Patriots;

 16And said unto them that sold drama, Take these things hence; make not my planet an planet of monkeys.

 17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine WRATH hath eaten me up.

 18Then answered the Spags and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?

 19Payne answered and said unto them, Destroy my connection, and in three days I will raise it up.

 20Then said the Spags, Forty and six years was this internet in connecting, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?

 21But he spake of the internets of his body.

 22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Payne had said.

 23Now when he was in Rhode Island at the Day of Discord, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.

 24But Payne did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,

 25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.
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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2009, 04:27:40 pm »
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Spag 2:12-25 (King Meh Version)

 12After this he went down to America, he, and his mother, and his brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

 13And the Spags' Day of Discord was at hand, and Payne went up to Rhode Island.

 14And found in that odious state those that sold pork shoulder and axed pineapples and drama, and the haters of all things sitting:

 15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the state, and the pork shoulder, and the axed pineapples; and poured out the haters' drama, and overthrew The Patriots;

 16And said unto them that sold drama, Take these things hence; make not my planet an planet of monkeys.

 17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine WRATH hath eaten me up.

 18Then answered the Spags and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?

 19Payne answered and said unto them, Destroy my connection, and in three days I will raise it up.

 20Then said the Spags, Forty and six years was this internet in connecting, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?

 21But he spake of the internets of his body.

 22When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Payne had said.

 23Now when he was in Rhode Island at the Day of Discord, in the feast day, many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.

 24But Payne did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all men,

 25And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew what was in man.

:mittens: also if you need backup, payne.. i'll git mah mop handle.
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« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2009, 07:32:49 pm »
ROGERRRR!

Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us?   :argh!:

I HAVE PARTS.  I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET.  MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!

If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that we have people.  Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.

Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed.  Fuck with our BAGEL.  I dare you.

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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2009, 08:30:43 pm »
ROGERRRR!

Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us?   :argh!:

I HAVE PARTS.  I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET.  MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!

If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that we have people.  Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.

Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed.  Fuck with our BAGEL.  I dare you.

Bitterly,
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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2009, 10:39:47 pm »
ROGERRRR!

Was messing up my car's shifter part of your plan to contain us?   :argh!:

I HAVE PARTS.  I HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUG RACKET.  MY VENGENCE SHALL BE POWERED BY AA'S!

If you'll look at Suu's picture, you'll notice that we have people.  Yeah, those two guys "inspecting" the suspension cable.

Also, our Big Ass Goddamn Electron Laser is almost completed.  Fuck with our BAGEL.  I dare you.

Bitterly,
Roger

Nope. That's part of HIMEOBS Special Principality Division. They mount the rockets on the cars coming over from Newport. WHY ELSE WOULD WE HAVE TO RAISE THE TOLL FROM $2 TO $4?! ORDINANCE IS EXPENSIVE!!!

That's it, you're getting it now...here comes our second infantry...

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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2009, 03:18:19 am »
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.


You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y

And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4


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« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2009, 03:25:21 am »
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.


You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y

And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4


You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!

(However, I do take requests.)

I have one thing you don't have.  :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: I think you fuckers owe Payne and I a "thank you"...
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2009, 03:31:13 am »
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.


You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y

And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4


You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!

(However, I do take requests.)

I have one thing you don't have.  :)

Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?
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« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2009, 03:34:23 am »
Allow me to demonstrate my awesome power.


You see, when I was 11, I pulled this one off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY2dMoK7G5Y

And this is what happens when I get bored and skip work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0c99cP7kXA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji44801Gdz4


You don't need me busting up bridges in your neighborhood, now do you?!

(However, I do take requests.)

I have one thing you don't have.  :)

Desert and an uncomfortable proximity to California and Mexico?

Well, besides that.

Also, let's just take a look at a closeup of your pic, shall we?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2009, 03:43:23 am »
What I have that you don't:  An evil child.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.