Obama's REALLY REAL agenda: Indoctrinating Schoolchildren!

[Cain]

BARRY NOBAMBA USED HIS SPEECH TO STRIKE A BLOW AGAINST FACEBOOK

[LINK] http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2009/09/obama_warns_students_about_pos.html

FACEBOOK: OWNED BY THE SAME GUY WHO INVENTED PAYPAL.

PAYPAL: A VENTURE CAPITALIST SCHEME, WHEREBY FUNDS CAN BE DEPOSITED AND TRANSFERRED ANYWAY IN THE WORLD, ALLOWING GLORIOUS CAPITALISTIC FREEDOM FIGHTERS TO DEPRIVE WOULD-BE REVOLUTIONARY COMMIE SOCIALIST FASCIST LIBERAL MUSLIM GOVERNMENTS OF STATE FUNDS, SHOULD THEY COME TO POWER VIA A "REVOLUTION", A POINT MADE CLEAR BY ITS FOUNDER.

OBAMA: OPENING FIRE ON FACEBOOK TO DEPRIVE IT OF POPULARITY, CAUSING THE COMPANY TO TANK, ALLOWING HIS COMMIE SOCIALIST FASCIST LIBERAL MUSLIM MINIONS ON WALL STREET TO BUY UP THE COMPANY AND THUS STEAL GLORIOUS CAPITALIST FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF THEIR MONEY.

Christ, it took me, like, 10 seconds to think of that.  Why hasn't Adam Yoshida, Red State, Malkin's screeching monkeys or Wingnut Daily said something similar yet?

[Kai]

Stay in school.

Everyone is special and has something to offer.

Protect kids from bullies.

It's ok to be different.


Uhh...I remember hearing that speech some years ago. I believe it was announced on a tv set made to look like an old brownstone and delivered by a gigantic yellow avian and his friends.

Does any of this sound familiar?

Yeah, I heard it was very non-political and the sort of thing kids should hear from their president. Whowuddathunk it would be this and not some commiefascistmooslim brainwashing session?

[AFK]

My kid's school didn't show it.  Now Imma gonna find out who made that decision and why. 

[Cramulus]

has anybody noticed that they have tons of conservative black commentators on Fox News these days?

the other night I saw this guy talking about how he objected to the speech

- not because there's anything wrong with it

but because he felt he had to make a token objection against Obama. He later recanted, saying that this speech actually reenforces a lot of conservative core values. But the name of the game is token opposition.


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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have a theory. Correct me if I'm wrong.

These people don't believe what they're saying. By these people I mean fox and Hannity, Rush, that Orly Taint bitch, Bachmann, you know, these guys http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_Fox/fox.htm.
I think they just do this shit for the paychecks.
Hear me out.
You know how there's always an opposition or adversary to every fucking thing there is? Jesus and the devil, black and white, negative and positive, dark and light, whatever.
Well these people are paid to be the adversary of the Obama administration. They take everything they hear and twist it into an argument (not a very good or valid one) and just throw it out there for the angry right who's pissed that the republican card house took a tumble.
They don't actually believe what they're saying, hell it doesn't even make sense, how can they. They just say it to get their paychecks. As long as some fool watches and shakes his/her cane at the tv, they get paid right?

I just refuse to believe (and this is the FLORIDIAN talking here) that these people are stupid enough to actually believe the crap they're telling people. I do believe, however,  that people (like a typical floridian.. ehem my DAD) are stupid enough to believe what these people say, but I honestly think they spew this garbage and laugh all the way to the bank.

THEY JUST CAN'T BE THIS STUPID! THEY CAN'T!
I refuse to believe it.

[Remington]

I have a theory. Correct me if I'm wrong.

These people don't believe what they're saying. By these people I mean fox and Hannity, Rush, that Orly Taint bitch, Bachmann, you know, these guys http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_Fox/fox.htm.
I think they just do this shit for the paychecks.
Hear me out.
You know how there's always an opposition or adversary to every fucking thing there is? Jesus and the devil, black and white, negative and positive, dark and light, whatever.
Well these people are paid to be the adversary of the Obama administration. They take everything they hear and twist it into an argument (not a very good or valid one) and just throw it out there for the angry right who's pissed that the republican card house took a tumble.
They don't actually believe what they're saying, hell it doesn't even make sense, how can they. They just say it to get their paychecks. As long as some fool watches and shakes his/her cane at the tv, they get paid right?

I just refuse to believe (and this is the FLORIDIAN talking here) that these people are stupid enough to actually believe the crap they're telling people. I do believe, however,  that people (like a typical floridian.. ehem my DAD) are stupid enough to believe what these people say, but I honestly think they spew this garbage and laugh all the way to the bank.

THEY JUST CAN'T BE THIS STUPID! THEY CAN'T!
I refuse to believe it.

As sad as it is, people really are this stupid. The truth hurts.

Also, I've always suspected that Satan is actually a willing agent of God. The two of them are pulling a good-cop bad-cop routine on the entire damn universe 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

As sad as it is, people really are this stupid. The truth hurts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Something's gotta give, eventually.

If history is any indication, that something is going to be all of you.

That's the nice thing about Canada: we're not a very good target for nukes or other things like that. For just a little bit more fuel, you can bomb the US instead.

USA: Canada's meatshield since 1776.

Oops.  I didn't know you were a Canuckistani.

Should I type slower or something?

You might have to, I think most of the PD regulars are Americans.

No, most of them are Eurotards.  Like Canadians, they lack the glands and essential essenses to have a good time in a nation with a truly fucked up government, which is why they wuss out and go with governments that usually treat them like human beings instead of chattel.  Sure, life is easier, but you'll never truly understand how to laugh until your guts bleed.

[AFK]

It builds character AND ulcers. 

[Cain]

And then it blows up the character and ulcers, and gives out no-bid contracts to political cronies to rebuild them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

has anybody noticed that they have tons of conservative black commentators on Fox News these days?

Yeah.   

It's like they're cloning Armstrong Williams.

[Mangrove]

I have a theory. Correct me if I'm wrong.

These people don't believe what they're saying. By these people I mean fox and Hannity, Rush, that Orly Taint bitch, Bachmann, you know, these guys http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_Fox/fox.htm.
I think they just do this shit for the paychecks.
Hear me out.
You know how there's always an opposition or adversary to every fucking thing there is? Jesus and the devil, black and white, negative and positive, dark and light, whatever.
Well these people are paid to be the adversary of the Obama administration. They take everything they hear and twist it into an argument (not a very good or valid one) and just throw it out there for the angry right who's pissed that the republican card house took a tumble.
They don't actually believe what they're saying, hell it doesn't even make sense, how can they. They just say it to get their paychecks. As long as some fool watches and shakes his/her cane at the tv, they get paid right?

I just refuse to believe (and this is the FLORIDIAN talking here) that these people are stupid enough to actually believe the crap they're telling people. I do believe, however,  that people (like a typical floridian.. ehem my DAD) are stupid enough to believe what these people say, but I honestly think they spew this garbage and laugh all the way to the bank.

THEY JUST CAN'T BE THIS STUPID! THEY CAN'T!
I refuse to believe it.

I was discussing a very similar idea with Step Mang #3 last night over dinner.

It seems that the conservatives are willing to say anything no matter how retarded just because they can. For instance I've seen '1.20.13' stickers on a couple of cars here. Well, when all the anti-Bush peoples had '1.20.09' stickers, the joke actually made sense because it was guaranteed, regardless of the election outcome, that he'd be going back to Texas. But '1.20.13' doesn't make any sense because the career of Barack Obama and his presidential successor are entirely unknown.

Around our neighbourhood, some enterprising individual made an aerosol stencil of the word 'Bush' and then appended it to stop signs around the locale. Within days of Obama getting in, someone added a 'Comrade Obama' sticker to one of our local stop signs. For added yuks, the 'C' of comrade was fashioned from a little hammer & sickle. So...umm...yeah....not very original or hilarious.

The one that did crack me up was the guy with the 'Ron Paul was right' sticker on his car. That caught my eye and made me laugh, but what sent me over the edge was his license plate: AYN RAND. (And just in case you were wondering, he was from Florida.)

What the conservatives are missing in their attempts at satire is that they're making gags out of things that Obama hasn't actually done. Whereas, many comics and comedy writers were kept busy 24/7 because of things Bush & co really did or said.

So Squid, you may have a point. Perhaps a lot of the response to a Democrat president is simply saying dumb shit, for it's own sake in order to get a pay check. I don't get the sense any of them are trying very hard. I mean, if you're going to rip on the guy, at least have some worthy, original material based on a something more substantial than 'nyah nyah na na nyah'.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Of course they don't believe it.  I mean, this shit is ridiculous.

They're getting paid.  And I bet they laugh at their listeners for eating that shit up, and they probably wonder how far they can push it.

[Mangrove]

Of course they don't believe it.  I mean, this shit is ridiculous.

They're getting paid.  And I bet they laugh at their listeners for eating that shit up, and they probably wonder how far they can push it.

Like Glen Beck with 'Obama is a racist with a deeply seated hatred for white people' for instance?

[Jenne]

The best is when they get CALLED on how idiotic they sound through newsclippage of their soundbites on the "funny shows."  Colbert, Stewart and Maher seem to gather them like the nuts they are from under the most bountiful of trees and display then for all the world to see what crackheads are talking on the teevee these days. 

*sniff*  I am having severe Comedy Central Newz withdrawals.