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Virgins? Take EM BACK!!!

Started by Thurnez Isa, September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM

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September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM Last Edit: September 07, 2009, 03:57:21 PM by Thurnez Isa
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

Mohammad gave Abdul a reward for his faithful service... 72 pure virgins in paradise, of course they wont stay virgins for long, unless Abdul is really lame. Of course it's possible they have to stay 72 virgins... a look not touch kind of thing.

Boy this sucks.

Abdul should have blew himself for Jesus instead.
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#1
September 07, 2009, 08:01:35 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
Abdul should have blew himself for Jesus instead.

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Thurnez Isa

#2
September 07, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
corrected

the insomnia, coffee, and Ed Wood movies to blame
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

P3nT4gR4m

#3
September 07, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

You missed this one but please don't fix it - illustrate it  :lulz:

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Thurnez Isa

#4
September 07, 2009, 03:57:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 07, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 07, 2009, 07:12:29 AM
So Mohammad felt threatened and Abdul blew himself.

You missed this one but please don't fix it - illustrate it  :lulz:

ok revived the fail
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Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Richter

#5
September 08, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
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Dimocritus

#6
September 08, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
I suppose it's possible that it's a rotating stable of virgins. Maybe when you deflower one another fresh one takes it's place. Ahh, whatever. Virgins are overrated. Too clingy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins.  Give me 6 hoochie mamas that can suck start a Harley Davidson, and my ass is on the plane.
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Dimocritus

#8
September 08, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Hoochie Mama!
                   \
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 08, 2009, 09:58:48 PM
Okay, Dimo, this thread is dead.  You can start on another one, now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Dimocritus

#10
September 08, 2009, 10:00:17 PM
Sorry. I got excited.
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#11
January 04, 2010, 03:48:05 AM
Well, it made me  :lulz:

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#12
January 04, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins. 

this. I enjoy riding the subway, but I don't wanna have to build the fucking thing myself, y'know?
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#13
January 05, 2010, 02:37:00 AM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 04, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
To hell with virgins. 

this. I enjoy riding the subway, but I don't wanna have to build the fucking thing myself, y'know?

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