The Ultimate Weapon...HAS BEEN UNLEASHED.

[Payne]

SWAMPYANKEEISTAN IS DOOMED.

[Ari]

supported by an army of techno-viking-clones the horde of scandinavian brutes seeks plunder and women

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[Ari]

Rhode Island is finnished... those vikings tear through fucking space itself. 

[Captain Utopia]

It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.

No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!

Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!

I have to buy more pance. And a new chair.

[Payne]

It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.

No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!

Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!

I have to buy more pance. And a new chair.

And so the market readjusts itself...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It'll all be over by christmas at this rate Roger.

No, no...I mean ADAM SMIFF MADE ME SHIT MY PANCE!

Oh, well, he has a tendency to do that. As long as you keep buying things, he'll be happy though. BUY MORE, ROGER, BUY MORE!

I have to buy more pance. And a new chair.

And so the market readjusts itself...

RECESSION ORVER.  SMIFF WINS.

[LMNO]

I JUST GOT FISTED BY THE INVISIBLE HAND.

[AFK]

Rhode Island is finnished... those vikings tear through fucking space itself. 

 

[Jenne]

CA (which hasn't entered this battle yet) has these in our own desert:





...but then that's offset by this:



The GIANT DONUT OF DOOM!

[Rumckle]

Although Australia is neutral in this conflict, I would like to warn you, that this is just down the road from my house.


Those are fucking cars, they don't call this guy "Rambo" for nothing.

And if need be, we will shove this fucking big pineapple up your fucking ass. Do Not Test.

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[Payne]

There are no neutrals.

Either you're a swamp yankee or you are resisting them and their evil megalomaniac efforts.

[Rumckle]

 

Fine, but you'll have to wait till I get to my WOMP tools before I  show my alleigance

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Although Australia is neutral in this conflict,

As a great American political thinker and statesman once said, "Yer with us or agin us".

[Kurt Christ]

Oh, we can compete with that (that IS a pretty sweet bug, though).

People out here have been in the sun too long.  We have one clown made about 20 Easter Island statues out of concrete on his property, etc.

TGRR,
Off to find his digital camera.

Please! Must see pic!

There's only one left.  The religious freaks got an injunction and made the city demolish them.  But I will take or find a pic of the remaining one, and maybe find pics of the original collection.

But my point was, we have some weird fuckers out here in the high desert.  You might destroy Phoenix with that thing, though.

What the hell kind of problem do religioous nutters have with statues of faces?