This is why we can't have nice things

[Lies]

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/09/07/0520225/Church-of-Scientology-Proposes-Net-Censorship-In-Australia

Submitted by the Australian branch of Scientology to the local Human Rights Commission is a proposal to eliminate anonymity on the net and the removal of critical websites (MS Word document). The submission is listed as #1931 at this page at the Australian Human Rights Commission."

[Richter]

Could be trying to poke anonymous.  If so, they've underestimated anonymous' capacity to fail to care and not do anything

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Human Rights Commission:

Please eliminate free speech, as it offends us.

Yours truly,
Deranged Cultists International.

PS:  If you don't do it, we'll jam Thetans up your arse sideways.

[Remington]

Dear Human Rights Commission:

Please eliminate free speech, as it offends us.

Yours truly,
Deranged Cultists International.

PS:  If you don't do it, we'll jam Thetans up your arse sideways.

Pretty much this. The letter is amusing, I guess they forgot that Tone 40* doesn't work in print.

Also, this might be interesting:
http://www.inquisitr.com/36559/anonymous-targets-australian-government-over-internet-censorship/


*Scientology teaches that if you issue a command or request in "Tone 40" (An aggressive, assertive tone), people will obey it. This works great for Scientology upper-management when telling subordinates to give them their wallet and bend over, but not so well with normal people.

[Lies]

Dear Human Rights Commission:

Please eliminate free speech, as it offends us.

Yours truly,
Deranged Cultists International.

PS:  If you don't do it, we'll jam Thetans up your arse sideways.

Pretty much this. The letter is amusing, I guess they forgot that Tone 40* doesn't work in print.

Also, this might be interesting:
http://www.inquisitr.com/36559/anonymous-targets-australian-government-over-internet-censorship/


*Scientology teaches that if you issue a command or request in "Tone 40" (An aggressive, assertive tone), people will obey it. This works great for Scientology upper-management when telling subordinates to give them their wallet and bend over, but not so well with normal people.

http://www.inquisitr.com/36336/scientology-calls-for-internet-and-media-censorship-in-australia/

Banning the use of domain name registration anonymity tools such as WhoisGuard by sites who talk about the church
- The introduction of criminal sanctions for "vilification of religion," including jail time for "serious religious vilification."
- The prohibition of concealing ones indenty with a mask by "people engaged in campaigns of harassment and vilification against religions" (which they specifically mean Guy Fawkes masks.)

[Lies]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26051326-29277,00.html

[Remington]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26051326-29277,00.html

That article: OWNED

Also, Scientology paid Google a shit-ton of money for advertisements. You may have seen the ads on TV or online, if not they're viewable here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvku53FL3T8&feature=related

Very nice ads, but here's the thing. Even if you package shit in a golden box, it doesn't change the fact that it's shit.

[fomenter]

Scientology lol
his name was Hubbard Lron,  his name was Hubbard Lron,  his name was Hubbard Lron,  You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

[Template]

Scientology lol
his name was Hubbard Lron,  his name was Hubbard Lron,  his name was Hubbard Lron,  You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Please don't do that to Fight Club.