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MANDITORY VIEWING: CANNONISATION OF A STO-Er, BORROWED STORY

Started by Lies, September 09, 2009, 05:11:41 AM

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Burns and I have agreed this story is awesome and should be added somewhere in the BIP. All in favour?

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Lies

September 09, 2009, 05:11:41 AM
Burns and I Have decided this youtube video is everything that is awesome and we think you'll all love it to, and if you don't, well, fuck you.

But I think the story itself is a great one for adding to the BIP.
What you all think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLeW_Y8Sej8

CANONIZE THIS SHIT.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

fomenter

#1
September 09, 2009, 05:15:49 AM Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 05:17:37 AM by fomenter
yes.... the video or just the story? i say embed the thing if you can...

2nding the motion
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Lies

#2
September 09, 2009, 05:20:51 AM
Quote from: fomenter on September 09, 2009, 05:15:49 AM
yes.... the video or just the story? i say embed the thing if you can...

2nding the motion
Yes, That is also another idea, but I think taking the time to scribe down the story and have it as something you can read to the normals and their(our) children when preaching/reading bedtime stories from our good book the BIP.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

fomenter

#3
September 09, 2009, 05:29:10 AM
do both
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Bu🤠ns

#4
September 09, 2009, 05:30:49 AM
Such a great vid.

Remington

#5
September 09, 2009, 05:35:17 AM
Inscribe this shit in stone and canonize the dudes who made it. Seriously.
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
September 09, 2009, 08:15:51 AM
That was lovely!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ari

#8
September 09, 2009, 12:31:53 PM
I approve of the spagtastic story & the video.
If done in text form, a few screencaps might be nice as illustration... loved the hypno-therapist with the freaky beard.
パンクビッチ

Suu

#9
September 09, 2009, 03:12:22 PM
That was fucking AMAZING. :mittens:
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Bu🤠ns

#11
September 10, 2009, 12:13:30 AM
Quote from: planeswalker on September 09, 2009, 12:31:53 PM
I approve of the spagtastic story & the video.
If done in text form, a few screencaps might be nice as illustration... loved the hypno-therapist with the freaky beard.

I think this is a great idea.
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