NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!

[Kai]

YOU SUCK SO MUCH! I HATE YOU, YOU JERKFACE, AND YOUR HORRIBLE SPAGGY JERKISHNESS FOR ABSOLUTLY NO REASON AT ALL. JERK. 

Also, fuck you Kai.

[Kai]

Also, this should have been in apple talk but PD is the fail portion of the boards anyway so 

[Cramulus]

Yeah Nigel sucks. Boo nigel!




IMPERIAL DECREE
I am making a new law for the Holy Cramulan Empire (most of New York unless somebody calls dibbs in 3... 2.... 1... )

within my imperial dominion,

Farts are now known as Nigels

for example

"The taco bell experiment went poorly and now I have the Nigels"

"This chick was so hot, even her Nigels were hot."


anybody who fails to use the proper term for fart "NIGEL" will also be known as Nigel

AND FLOGGED IN THE STREET WITH TURDWHIPS





IT'S EVEN GROSSER THAN IT SOUNDS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What the hell? 

I take this as some strange new form of love.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I MEAN, FUCK YOU KAI!

FOR CRAMULUS' SAKE.

[Kai]

Yeah Nigel sucks. Boo nigel!




IMPERIAL DECREE
I am making a new law for the Holy Cramulan Empire (most of New York unless somebody calls dibbs in 3... 2.... 1... )

within my imperial dominion,

Farts are now known as Nigels

for example

"The taco bell experiment went poorly and now I have the Nigels"

"This chick was so hot, even her Nigels were hot."


anybody who fails to use the proper term for fart "NIGEL" will also be known as Nigel

AND FLOGGED IN THE STREET WITH TURDWHIPS





IT'S EVEN GROSSER THAN IT SOUNDS

I think I love you. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Has Kai joined the Swamp Yankees?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.

Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!

[Cainad (dec.)]

I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.

Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!

Yeah you know... that one, the noisy hyperactive little fuck whose owner thinks it's just the cutest little piece of shit ever to come out of another dog's vagina...


LITTLE RAT DOG. MICROWAVE.


DO EEEEEEEET!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.

Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!

Yeah you know... that one, the noisy hyperactive little fuck whose owner thinks it's just the cutest little piece of shit ever to come out of another dog's vagina...


LITTLE RAT DOG. MICROWAVE.


DO EEEEEEEET!

Waaiiiit a second...

You're a Swamp Yankee, aren't you?

THIS IS A TRICK!

[fomenter]

use it to make plasma

[Cainad (dec.)]

Waaiiiit a second...

You're a Swamp Yankee, aren't you?

THIS IS A TRICK!

No no no, I'm a Hawaiian, remember? You can trust me.

[Kai]

Has Kai joined the Swamp Yankees?

Thems fightin words!