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CHINA COVERS SUICIDE BRIDGE IN BUTTER

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, September 15, 2009, 05:03:36 AM

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Golden Applesauce

#1
September 15, 2009, 05:34:34 AM
I love how they refer to people committing or threatening to commit suicide over "personal problems" as "attention seekers."

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#2
September 15, 2009, 06:35:04 AM
Butter Bridge you say?

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#3
September 15, 2009, 06:37:27 AM
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#4
September 15, 2009, 06:44:16 PM
They should've used bacon fat.

Then the would-be suicide will remember the joys of bacon, and not even want to kill themself anymore.
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#5
September 15, 2009, 07:41:32 PM
I'd want to commit suicide, if I lived in China.  Who'd want to live in a polluted, crowded, 19th century era like country run by inept socialist authoritarians and corrupt businessmen?  It'd be like living in Scotland, only with slightly better food.

fomenter

#6
September 15, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
i don't get it??  suicidal people are afraid to climb on the "suicide bridge" because its slippery and they might loose their grip and fall to their death??? :?
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Golden Applesauce

#7
September 15, 2009, 10:20:17 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 15, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
i don't get it??  suicidal people are afraid to climb on the "suicide bridge" because its slippery and they might loose their grip and fall to their death??? :?

The idea is that they are unable to climb to a lethal height, falling before they get high enough of the ground to do themselves real injury.
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fomenter

#8
September 15, 2009, 10:29:02 PM
why would a suicide bridge be to close to the ground to cause death? that's just the kind of lowered standards you get with Communism you want a bridge everyone can jump off of and end up with a suicide bridge to low to kill anybody..
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#9
September 16, 2009, 02:45:10 AM
I had been under the impression that the Chinese government wanted to reduce their nation's population anyway... What the Hell happened?!? :?
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#10
September 16, 2009, 06:33:56 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 16, 2009, 02:45:10 AM
I had been under the impression that the Chinese government wanted to reduce their nation's population anyway... What the Hell happened?!? :?

Quote...we put up special fences and notices asking people not to commit suicide here.


The way i see it, they dont mind people killing themselves - they just dont want it to be there.
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