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Started by Cain, September 14, 2009, 09:14:17 PM

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Cramulus

#15
September 15, 2009, 01:36:26 AM










Richter

#16
September 15, 2009, 02:15:52 AM
OP:  Huh.  At least it wasn't the BME vid where the guy used a hatchet.

Cram:  :lulz:  I'm certain I've heard "Mr. T ate my balls" before, somewhere. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nast

#17
September 15, 2009, 02:16:14 AM
At first I was all  :x

But then I realized that they have the same kind of oven we do!
Awesome.
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Dysnomia

#19
September 15, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.   :x :x :x :vom: :vom: :vom:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Richter

#20
September 16, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Gene pool closed.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Bu🤠ns

#21
September 16, 2009, 01:15:44 AM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 15, 2009, 10:30:15 PM
WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.   :x :x :x :vom: :vom: :vom:

srsly...

And YOU get shit for banana rap.

Kai

#22
September 16, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
meh.

Kai,

Has seen it all.
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Corvidia

#23
September 16, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
 :x :vom:  :horrormirth:
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

The Johnny

#24
September 16, 2009, 06:20:11 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 16, 2009, 12:10:58 AM
Gene pool closed.

My only comfort is knowing he will not have children.















UNLESS HE ALREADY HAS.  :x
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#25
September 19, 2009, 10:24:08 AM
I offer an alternative explanation:

1) Dude had a vasectomy.

2) Knew how to retract/tuck his nuts (gentlemen, you need to learn how to do this to freak out/amuse your sex partner at once)

3) Realized while butchering an animal/dissecting a specimen that its testicles were similar in size to humans.

It seems more likely than trivializing something like the surgery that transsexuals and self-chosen eunuchs go through.

Apparently, this is simulated by BDSM freaks as well, who probably are masturbating to your revulsion right now.
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Cain

#26
September 19, 2009, 01:00:45 PM
Oh, almost certainly.

But entertaining the other suggestion is fun too.

Iason Ouabache

#27
October 06, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
October 06, 2009, 06:23:46 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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